I get a lot of religious catalogs even though I've never asked for one. I guess they get mailed to every church. It's fascinating looking through them. Depressing sometimes, but always fascinating.
This week I found some interesting things. I guess I'm behind the times when it comes to minister's robes, because this shit is really freakin me out.
Dig that cross. Those are realrhinestones. Accept no subsitute.
This just scares the hell outame. Would you take communionfrom Barnabas Collins?
I guess this is what you wearif you land that cushy gig aschaplain of the Love Boat.
Judge Wapner, I know you'reprolly hard up for cash these days,but this is absolutely the worstmodeling gig ever. Is this thebest you could do?
 Don't think it's Wapner?You make the call.
rlp