There are so many reasons to hate this table. And to fear it. And to to despair at its very existence.
The price? Well, it depends on how you look at it.
This snap-together Plexiglass table retails to churches for $1999.00.
While you are struggling to understand how that could be, consider that "2 large" is chump change compared to what stuff like this is costing those who claim to cherish the memory of the carpenter from Nazareth.
(See small print bottom left - Some assembly required)