I got this CD in the mail from AOL on Friday.

Wow, AOL is offering unlimited dial-up internet
access for $9.95 a month. What is this, 1999? Should I expect to hear from
Compuserve and Prodigy soon? For a minute I wondered if this was one of those
pieces of mail that got lost and is only now being delivered, many years later.
It's been a long time since I
poked fun at AOL here. I'm an internet
old-timer. I remember when all the websites had grey backgrounds and blue
hyperlinks. And I remember when just having aol.com in your email address was an
invitation to start a flame war. So I just can't resist laughing at these guys.
Look, I know people still use AOL dial-up. And I pray for those poor souls,
really I do. But from a business perspective, does this rapidly shrinking
customer base warrant bulk mail advertising? How many thousands of these things
do they have to mail just to get one dial-up customer? This cannot be making
them any money.
But then I never really understood AOL anyway.
AOL always seemed to me like the Disneyworld of the internet.
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Speaking of things I don't understand, this
church is about two miles from my house.

Solemn High Mass at 10:00. Yeah, I'll bet they
have a REAL solemn mass. Real somber and serious-like. I hear the Low Mass is
for people who can't understand 4th century Latin and have to settle for 17th
century Latin. Lightweights!
Okay, I'm serious - who names their church
after Saint Edward the Confessor? I'm just saying, that sounds a little harsh,
doesn't it? Imagine Sean Connery saying it: "Saint Edward the ConFESSuh."
So who was this
Saint Edward character? He was the son of Ethelred the Unready. I
think having a father named Ethelred would screw up just about anyone, which is
why Saint Edward is the patron saint of kings, bad marriages, and separated
spouses. No, I'm serious. But that brings me back to my original
question. What church would want to be named after the patron saint of kings,
bad marriages, and separated spouses? I mean, why? There's a huge surplus of saints
out there with more being added all the time. Why Edward?
I don't know, so I'm thinking I might have to
visit this church. Sundays are pretty much out of the question for me,
obviously, so I can't hit that High Mass. Damn! But I could take in a Low
Mass some Tuesday morning. Yeah, I'm going to do that.
Stay tuned...
rlp