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OMG, I am laughing so hard Gordon!

Zanna

i think kabuki theater would by cool. "yoh....!" *tok*

Hah, thanks for this. You've no idea how badly I needed a good hard laugh.

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Lordy, Gordon! First of all, the first one made me laugh out loud (I hate the abbreviations...) Second, the irritating one seriously got my cat's attention. Like sit up straight and stare at the computer with head cocked at a peculiar angle. Third.... if my phone talked like the polite one I would jump out of my skin every single time a man's voice came from my purse.

Fourth-- you rock. Write ON!

THANK YOU for really brightening my day! These are perfect!!!!!

Orange, I think that one just woke up my cat too! She's trying to go back to sleep now.

I'm using the traditional now.

Thanks!

I also like my phone to just make a ringing noise. I don't need my latest-greatest favorite song blasting from my pocket every time my mom calls.

Well done! I do like the polite ring signal the best. My husband doesn't even mind if I use it. It put a smile on his face, too.

I hated the idea of having a ring tone that I customize...until I heard the polite one. Laughed so hard I hurt my throat.
OldPoet

OMG, I am laughing so hard the tears are running down my cheeks. These are soooo funny. I think I'll pick the Irritating one. That'll turn heads when I'm shoppin' at Target. Though the Jetsons has that retro appeal.

Gonna go listen again. *grabbin' kleenex*

Presbyterian Gal

I didnt quite get the Jettsons, was it the car noise?

I am a tone-a-phobe also - except for the polite one. Not too sure how irritating the Texan accent would be in Australia though. Probably get some dirty looks with that!

Janet McKinney

I love the polite one!

I don't answer my phone a lot of the time as it is, but I think I'd appreciate it if my ringer specifically gave me permission not to. Unfortunately, my phone was free and thus is not so fancy as to be able to import an mp3. Pity.
-Superfantastic

I am laughing out loud !!!

Jeremy

I think the polite one is the best. ever. Thanks for the laugh!
Brittany

Wow. I tend to read your blog last out of all my regulars, and I see that that's still a good decision.

This made my day. My damn phone just rings...loud or soft...okay it vibrates but that brings up issues I don't want to deal with..

I do think you need one more...the silent ring tone...of course I just turn my phone off for that.. :)

- Pepe

Ok...I need window cleaner and a paper towel please :)

Oh, wow, that was hilarious, especially picturing you sitting at your computer recording them.

thanks for the laugh!

Lisa in Austin

My husband could not figure out why I was LOL. It was the mental image of RLP doing raspberries into a computer mic. I am still laughing. I may have to hack my phone to get the polite one on.

Jennifer in Syracuse NY

I am so laughing! I want the Polite one!

OMG that's too funny!

could you add one that says something like,
Excuse me, your phone is ringing... I think it might be Jesus. Maybe you should answer it.
or something like that?
or maybe like a WWJD sort of theme for answering the phone...
like "look at the caller id... now decide, who would Jesus talk to? Not that person? Yeah, me neither."
something like that...
just an idea

susiederk

These were absolutely brilliant! The rest of the office think I'm mad but that's even more funny :). I especially giggled at the irritating one ;). Coming from the land of Nokia I have to appreciate the sarcasm :).

miapappi.blogspot.com

I am beyond stressed out and nursing school is only 2 weeks old!!!
Thank you so much for the huge laugh.

I totally don't get ringtones...but if I knew how to upload one to my phone, that polite one would be there fo' sho'...

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This is even more funny if play the all at the same time. Yes they
will all play at the same time from the webpage. :)

Dr. Bubba

Quite hysterical. And they also brought out my dark side - the desire I've sometimes had in movie theatres, churches, etc., to fire someone's offending cell phone into the toidy! :-)

You made my day!! I laughed so hard and then heard my husband yell from the other room, "What the hell is that?" Guess that was the irritating ring tone. I am still laughing!!

I think somebody was having writers block and took some time off!! That was great!

No, you're just a dork! (But I did smile)

When I first got a cell phone, I played with all the ringtones, choosing one I liked. Later that day, I was walking downtown, and thought I heard music coming from a street corner. "Ooh, is there some live street music?" I wondered excitedly. Then I realized that the music was coming from my pocket.

Ever since, I've had a standard ringing as my ringtone.

Your ringtones cracked me up so much, though, I may have to get one. And even as I write this, my six year-old son is now trying to make his own ringtones, like the ones he heard coming from the computer.

It is really fun to play them all at once. This is true Texan thought in action!

Laughing.
I'm still laughing.

still laughing.

paul soupablog.com soupiset. whew.

still laughing.

ok, that is really funny.

Sorry, my phone meows. I stick it under my bra strap so that I can say, "Excuse me, my bra is meowing."

Somehow this reminded me of a cat playing with a ball of twine.

AND

I'm sitting here surfing, reading some old friends, when I play these gems. My entire family is asleep! Ummm...they were asleep :/.

(note to self: check the flippin' volume before you start playing ringtones!)

funny...reeeeal funny :D

Thank you. Thank you. What a way to start my day . . . a good, old-fashioned, tear-inducing belly laugh. Thank you. RevScottC

OMG: Tears of laughter! I plugged in the headphones to listen to these at work, and I'm trying not to bust out laughing out loud. Suppressed laughter makes the tears even worse! Of course, the polite one is my favorite!
Nat
http://opme.blogspot.com

are these ringtones still available? I just tried listening to them again and they won't work...

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