Your Book is Coming...I Promise

October 12, 2007 - 2:54pm

I feel like I'm losing my main focus of writing, but perhaps that is okay for a season. I actually have an essay ready to put online. I think I'll do that on Monday. But right now, the only thing I can think about is shipping books. It's the only thing I have time for. Seriously, this is really cool because not only will I have enough money to pay for the remaindered books from Eerdmans, I'm going to get a badly needed new computer and then have a little money left to set aside in savings.

The only price to pay I have to pay is 2 hours of packaging and shipping every night. I've packaged and shipped 99 orders so far. Every single one of them includes a note from me and some kind of surprise. I have 57 pending orders. I'm taking them in the order they are received. Tonight I'll work on orders placed on October 7th. (International orders: I must apologize. I have to go to the post office to fill out custom forms for you, so I have about 15 to do on Saturday all at once.)

You would think that looking up every address at Microsoft Virtual Earth, writing notes, and looking for interesting things to put between the pages would get old. It doesn't. If anything, I spend more time looking at people's homes and imagining their lives now than in the beginning. Yesterday I ended up writing a two-page letter to this person who ordered 4 books. Why? Just needed to.

My latest surprises left between the pages:

  • Mexican money
  • Wash Away Your Sins Towelettes (seriously)
  • A Route 66 pen I found
  • Chili Piquin peppers picked at our church (in baggies). See our church news blog for details
  • Last Supper gum
  • A little metal knight from my office. One of my many toys.
  • A Starbucks card that might or might not have any money left on it.

In one person's book I put a Far Side cartoon, a Mariner's ticket, and a packet of Sesame Chicken mix from my pantry. I wrote "I don't know why. I just grab stuff!"

Clearly I am having way too much fun with this.

A few homes that I enjoyed seeing:
Click any for a larger view


This person lives about the same distance from I-35 as I do, but in Minnesota.


Yes, this is how I picture life in Seattle. Huge evergreens covering your house with shade.


New Orleans. I was a little worried about this person, but...


Apparently his or her house is on the opposite side of the city from the Pontchartrain. I don't think they were flooded. Haven't heard back.

rlp

 

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 12, 2007 - 3:46pm.

Got mine today - Thank you so much for the personal touches. Mine had a leaf and a flier from FLW home. Somehow you knew I loved architecture and trees! - Katie

Submitted by The Token Catholic on October 12, 2007 - 4:57pm.

Not many evergreens where I am. Big maples and chestnut trees, though. You sure want to be careful walking under one of those in the fall.

http://bigumuse.blogspot.com

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 12, 2007 - 5:52pm.

I received my book today as well. Mine had a Frank Lloyd Wright brochure and a Talking Taco Music CD...and it warmed my heart. It was exactly the right pick-me-up I needed to finish off my week.

I'm so glad that you're gaining so much from this experience, because I guarantee you are blessing all of us in the process. Happy shipping!

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 13, 2007 - 12:14pm.

For more talking taco stuff go to www.talkingtaco.com

Thanks,
Mr. Taco

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 12, 2007 - 9:10pm.

Wow - that's me! (The I-35 person). If you're that close to 35 then it would be easy to do a road trip to visit you - straight down the interstate!

Maybe I'll send you some random things from my apartment. I promise it won't be one of our naughty kittens.

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 13, 2007 - 5:08am.

Don't be too disappointed with your search for my place: the best Google can do is 5 levels of accuracy down the scale from what most city dwellers get, and even the street map showing my place is wrong. That's what you get when you live 20 km. outside a minor city!

Horseman Bree
NB, Canada

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 13, 2007 - 7:03am.

RLP - of all the things thought, written, or done on this blog .. I find the "distribution" technique of your book one of your most unique, interesting, and nice touches. Keep it up.

Speaking of chili piquins ... this is one of my families favorite chilis. A set of bushes grew wild on one side of my grandmother's house in her flower beds in Sonora, Texas. And no matter how hard she tried to move some to the other side of the house they just would not grow. Nothing really had to be done to keep the ones growing wild. They were plentiful and last I check (she has passed on) they were still there. They ran all along that side of the house. Very pretty when the peppers are going green to red too.

We would harvest them and make salsa or put them in a bottle with vinegar and make a hot sauce. Sometimes just crunch them up in food.

Warning, as with most peppers but piquins are serious this way, do not crunch them up by hand and then rub your eyes or scratch yourself (especially in certain delicate places) with that hand without several good washings and a few days to let it wear off. LOL ;)

Thanks for the memories,
Dr. Bubba

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 13, 2007 - 10:26am.

This is pretty exciting for the readers too, Gordon -- I think you may have hit on a really great "community building" experience. Of course first the aspiring community builder would need to write a book that doesn't quite sell out...oh, and wait, before that there needs to be a blog with tons of readers. Maybe not such a widely-applicable process after all. But for *this* community? Perfect!

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 13, 2007 - 10:27am.

Ack -- that was me! I haven't figured out how to get to be un-anonymous here yet :-(

Carroll

Submitted by Jimmy_C on October 14, 2007 - 6:02am.

RLP,

You are recapturing the whimsy that the church disposed of years ago. as you gather flotsam and write "silly" little notes you are passing along the joy we are to have as followers of Jesus. Thank you for the hard work.

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 15, 2007 - 12:12am.

I ordered my book late last Friday and it was sitting in my mailbox by Saturday afternoon. Pretty impressive turnaround, preacher man! Way better than Amazon. Thank you for the extra work of the notes and goodies and the peering at us from above. It adds such a sense of wonder and curiosity to a simple transaction. What a flat-out delight! Oh, yeah, the book is damn good too. Please continue to keep us informed about your shipping adventures.

I took a gander at your house too. Hey, what's that big open area off of Jung Rd.--a stockyard?

Submitted by rlp on October 15, 2007 - 9:40am.

This is really funny because I've said that same thing to a number of people in their books. "What's that [whatever] near your house?"

First, I had to get used to the locals pronouncing Jung with a soft J. The J as in Jelly with ung as in "hung." So if I'm talking to someone and forget and say "Yoong" road, I get quizzical stares.

That wide open area, my friend, is one of the last ranches in these parts. Some family just refused to sell, I guess. It's several hundred acres at least, and all of the roads and neighborhoods have to wrap around it. If you are driving down Jung road toward my neighborhood, you are seeing Jung road the way it was 75 years ago. Cows on either side. Then BOOM, you're in a subdivision. I'm guessing the road was named for a German family. Lots of Germans settled in South Texas in the 1800s.

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 15, 2007 - 2:36am.

I got an email today to say my book has been posted. I am excited. I wonder how long it will take to come to Aussie!!

Janet McK

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 15, 2007 - 4:36am.

Was SO excited when my book arrived today, especially after the 'drought' of post here thanks to a postal strike. The gifts (Kansas quarter and Buffalo nickel) and inscription inside make it extra special. The long red roof on Google maps is the church which we llive next door to, we are the shorter red roof with a couple of velux windows in the roof. Bless you for taking such time and trouble with us all.
Love and prayers Janet

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 15, 2007 - 7:21am.

That part of the city did not flood. everything close to the river except the lower 9th ward was ok. The industrial canal broke and flooded it and the Holy Cross neighborhood but if you were close to the river you probably made out pretty well considering.

Submitted by rlp on October 15, 2007 - 9:43am.

Thanks. I really didn't know for sure. I knew that the whole city hadn't flooded, and I knew that water from the canal break was the culprit, and I THOUGHT that was near the Lake.

Submitted by rlp on October 15, 2007 - 9:41am.

This is really cool because I asked people questions in the notes I wrote inside many of the books. I was kind of hoping some might come here to post the answers.

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 15, 2007 - 12:59pm.

Further note from New Brunswick: Got the book today. Thanks for the wafer (How did you know I am Anglican?)

In response to your comment on PEI/Anne of Green Gables: I'm about an hour and a half to the bridge, in a hilly area, not open like the fields of The Island. Fundy National Park makes one boundary of my school district.

And you, no, can't go swim in the Bay (of Fundy), because a) the tides run 35 to 40 feet, so the currents are HUGE, and b)the water being all stirred up keeps the temp down to about 50 degrees F (unlike the PEI shore, where the water temp is as warm as on the Virginia coast)

But, yes, the scenery is spectacular, especially if, like me, you grew up in the flattest bit of Manitoba.

Horseman Bree
aka John

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 15, 2007 - 3:48pm.

Just wanted to say thanks for the book and your note. The Calvin and Hobbes cartoon was a nice touch as well.

This book is a treasure. I have already recommended it to several others. I find myself re-reading essays that speak powerfully to me (which is most if not all of them), and I imagine I'll be doing that for years. I laugh. I cry. I wonder what it would be like to be able to write like this. And I thank God that you can and do.

Thanks again,
Mark Hobbs
Waco, TX

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 15, 2007 - 4:26pm.

Ordered my debit card today, so in 3 days time I'll finally be able to order a copy. I'm getting so excited! Another overseas order for you to fill I'm afraid. :)

Matthew Everitt

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 17, 2007 - 4:45pm.

I got my book today - I'll let you know if the Starbuck's card has anything letft on it. Thanks for the sweet note. I actually across the street from the big U shaped brick building, which is actually a transitional housing building for women and kids getting over all kinds of horrible things in their lives.

When I moved out here from New Mexico we spent a loooooong time driving on I-35. And we carried the dusty red dirt from Texas around in my car forever! We just couldn't get rid of the stuff!

Andrea

Submitted by Wondering Pastor on October 17, 2007 - 7:31pm.

My book was waiting when I arrived home yesterday - a nice surprise. Thanks for the note and the unique manuscript - I'm honored to receive such a gift not to mention the book. This is a fun process and I'm glad you'll be getting the new computer plus.

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 22, 2007 - 8:07am.

Gordon - Got the book today - love the CD but the 'Something weird' is the BEST! I am going to frame my "Wash away your sins" towlettes - I even posted about them on my blog. Thanks so much.
Paddyanglican aka Stephen