Remember When I Used to Write?

October 26, 2007 - 3:14pm

Remember when I use to write for this blog? I'm only kidding, but seriously, what with water purification trips, some other things in my life, and trying to get copies of my book mailed, my writing has suffered terribly. Just no time for it.

It hurts. I want to write so badly. I need to write or I start getting kind of fidgety. So this morning I just said, "The hell with all of it," and started a piece about some things that happened to me when I was about five. It turned into something I'm liking, which always feels good. I'll probably send this one in to Christian Century when I'm done and see if they want it.

I really will be back with actual written stuff. But you can't do everything.

Speaking of things I need to do, I feel that I owe you some kind of update on the shipping of books. Some of you have been waiting for your books. In October I have packaged, addressed, and sent 175 orders. 253 books. That means I've looked at 175 addresses online and written 175 notes and found 175 things around my house to stick in the pages (actually I put two or three things in each book). With my trips out of town recently, it was hard to keep up. Last night I stayed up till midnight and got down to only 39 orders pending. Incoming orders have slowed, so if I do 15 a night, I should be close to caught up in maybe 3 days. Still getting a couple of orders a day.

Those of you from other countries: I know you're waiting longer, but it is a real pain to ship overseas these days. I have to go to the post office and fill out customs forms. I'll try to get yours boxed up over the weekend and go to the post office on Monday.

Recently included goodies:

  • Greeting card from India
  • Elvis postcard
  • Magnetic guitar for fridge
  • 1994 Advent booklet from our church
  • San Antonio city street map (to New Zealand)
  • Do not disturb sign from a motel door
  • Small town cafe menu
  • Publicity piece from my first and probably only book signing
  • Don't mess with Texas sticker
  • Best Buy gift card (probably no money on it, but I don't know)
  • Bible map torn out of a really old Bible
  • Schnitzelbank Song Fest placemat
  • Don Stone guitar pick  - one of three still in existence. What? You've never heard of Don Stone? Washington? The state? Obscure but talented musician?
  • Sugar packets and hats from Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
  • Small packets of candy corn
  • An old SAMMS club card
  • Brunswick Bowling card
  • My old voter registration card
  • SAMM homeless shelter volunteer ID badge
  • Unused ticket to a high school musical.

rlp

 

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 26, 2007 - 3:19pm.

So, it turns out the good folks at your publishing house just marketed you wrong!

Submitted by rlp on October 26, 2007 - 3:23pm.

Yeah. That and they wouldn't think 253 books sold is any big deal. Though I assure you that if you package and ship them yourself, it becomes a very big deal. I actually think my view is closer to reality. 253 books is a lot of them. Ever seen that many stacked up?

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 26, 2007 - 3:25pm.

It's understandable, and actually funny in my case. I Just finished reading through the archives when you went on the purification trip. The monkey has not been fed much as of late.

I'm about this close to ordering your book myself, by the way.

Jay from MI

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 26, 2007 - 3:52pm.

Nice work, RLP. Brining your book to the masses, one San Antonio Map at a time.

-C.S.

Submitted by donandval on October 26, 2007 - 7:51pm.

You bring a much needed smile to my face. Thank you!

D

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 26, 2007 - 8:10pm.

Gordon,

If you get through the madness with any books left over, let me know. I will take a couple, I don't need anything special. I already have a copy of the book. But I will give a few away if I can get them.

Tom Clifton (fluidflow.es-designs.com)

PS. I am pleased that I share a birth date with you, even though you are a young pup.

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 26, 2007 - 8:54pm.

And one happy Kiwi says thanks. Nice to see what San Antonio looks like!

I was shambling down the street, moaning at the Almighty and carrying your book, and my feet gave in (I am mildly disabled, and these things happen). I tripped over, and the first thing to fly out of the book right in front of my prostrate form was the snoopy cartoon where Snoopy says "I'm independent" and then Charlie Brown gives him a biscuit, and then Snoopy says "OK, only semi-independent".

The passing people couldn't work out why I was sitting on the footpath laughing so hard I couldn't get up. Thanks RLP.

Signed, Semi Independent,
New Zealand

Submitted by rlp on October 26, 2007 - 11:45pm.

How nice to hear this. You know, it's just so much fun to do this with the book instead of having it be something some people sell in a company and you never really have any connection to it.

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 27, 2007 - 12:51am.

What a cool experience this is. I love my copy with my surprises. When I read your writing it makes me feel I know you better.

This is definitely a labor of love.

Presbyterian Gal

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 27, 2007 - 1:43am.

Still waiting in Australia - hope it didn't get caught up with our secret service - I live in Canberra (the nation's capital), and we are in the middle of a federal election campaign (eat your heart out USA - our campaign is the maximum length this time - 6 weeks long!!)

Anyhow I am beginning to suspect some spy is reading my copy before I can get it - and I sure hope there is nothing in it Gordon to prevent it getting through...

It will come one day

Janet McKinney

Submitted by JoKeR on October 27, 2007 - 8:01am.

I know the things you've posted lately don't fit your vision for what you want to be writing, but please believe that I would rather see frequent posts of this kind with only occasional "real" writings than see just infrequent "real" writings with no updates in between. Getting to know you through these types of update postings helps to provide a context which gives greater meaning to your more carefully considered works. Just because I've gotten lazy with updating my own blog doesn't mean that I will accept less from you. :-)

Peace,
JoKeR

Submitted by rlp on October 27, 2007 - 10:53am.

There is an element to blogging that I think about a lot. And it's strange because I'm the one behind the blog in this case. People enjoy feeling a sense of relationship with the person behind the blog. The less the person behind the blog filters his or her writing (the more of his or her own voice is allowed to emerge) the stronger this sense of kinship is.

But you can't fake this. Somewhere I decided never to "game the system." I don't blog or write in ways that I think would increase this dynamic. Why bother doing that? Just tell the truth about stuff. So in this case, I really did think it would be fun to take the purchase of a book personally. And it is. And since I was doing that, why not write about it.

But the whole thing is so new and so different and so...interesting. Blogging really is something unique in the world of writing and reading.

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 27, 2007 - 7:35pm.

Agreed completely. I enjoy feeling the relationship, either when writng or reading. It's more immediate than writing a book and have people experience you that way. I liken it to when the musical artist puts out a few EP's spread out over time, opposed to a whole album. It gives the artist the chance to communicate at a much friendlier rate, that keeps you reminded of their humanity.

Submitted by jesse on October 28, 2007 - 6:49am.

I remember.

I enjoy what you're doing now as well though.

And I've totally made peace with the fact that I bought two of your books from the publisher and received no personal thingamajngies. ;)

Take care.

Jesse

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 28, 2007 - 7:43am.

I got mine yesterday. Dam you for sending me the pure water CD thingie. It has been a real struggle to push that whole idea/problem into a remote part of my mind but something must have told you how it's been calling to me.

Thanks for your note. That's an above-ground pool next door, not a trampoline.

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 28, 2007 - 7:24pm.

It arrive today. Thank you so much. Know what appealed to me the most - the American dime (well I think that is what it is - no upon insepction I see it is a quarter. Love the post cards too.

Well I have to get back to work - but I will take it to read on the bus

Blessings
Janet McKinney
Canberra Australia

Submitted by rlp on October 28, 2007 - 8:34pm.

Yeah, it's a quarter. A few years ago, the U.S. began issuing special quarters with state emblems on the back. I don't know if they have issued all 50 yet. But they are a limited thing, I think. So I thought you might enjoy it. What state was it? Montana? I think I sent one Texas quarter out, but I don't remember who I sent it to.

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 29, 2007 - 2:01pm.

It was a Louisiana quarter. As for you coming to Australia some time - put it on your list of "must dos". I will take you to our church community - your description of Covenant reminds me a lot of what happens in our church community too. There will be lots of people in Aus who would show you the 'fair dinkum' Australia - you'll love it.

Janet McKinney

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 29, 2007 - 8:18pm.

Please just keep writing. I have a copy of your book, but plan to give a copy to each of my sons as they graduate high school over the next two years. I want to wait until you are not so snowed under. I cannot explain why I think this, but I am convinced that your help me understand my older son, who says so little, but has expressed that he wants to believe, but is not sure he does. I know he has a beautiful heart, but I worry about his doubt so much. My other son seems to think so much more as I do, or did for many years, belief seems to come so easy for him. Therefore, I want him to read your writing to help him open his mind to others who see the world in less than black and white. Just please keep writing. And I think that the water project is fabulous. We have the blessing of knowing a family of refugees from Africa. They understand about water. We take so much for granted. Please keep writing.

Submitted by rlp on November 2, 2007 - 8:13am.

This is so kind and affirming. What does a writer want more than the thought that people read his work, and joy upon joy, it mattered, played some small part in another persons journey?

thanks.

Submitted by Anonymous User on October 30, 2007 - 7:47am.

Dear RLP
I got my books - thanks! They're part of my Christmas present planning...
I actually like some of your less 'deep down and meaningful' posts... I mean, it was very interesting hearing about water filters (not a sentence I was expecting to use!). So, please, we're reading because we enjoy it, so please keep writing because you enjoy it.

(BTW, Warning, if the Christmas presents go down well you might have to start a new print run!)

Best wishes from Brussels - Amelia