Remember when I use to write for this blog? I'm
only kidding, but seriously, what with water purification trips, some other
things in my life, and trying to get copies of my book mailed, my writing has
suffered terribly. Just no time for it.
It hurts. I want to write so badly. I need to
write or I start getting kind of fidgety. So this morning I just said, "The hell
with all of it," and started a piece about some things that happened to me when
I was about five. It turned into something I'm liking, which always feels good.
I'll probably send this one in to Christian Century when I'm done and see if
they want it.
I really will be back with actual written
stuff. But you can't do everything.
Speaking of things I need to do, I feel that I
owe you some kind of update on the shipping of books. Some of you have been
waiting for your books. In October I have packaged, addressed, and sent 175
orders. 253 books. That means I've looked at 175 addresses online and written
175 notes and found 175 things around my house to stick in the pages (actually I
put two or three things in each book). With my trips out of town recently, it
was hard to keep up. Last night I stayed up till midnight and got down to only
39 orders pending. Incoming orders have slowed, so if I do 15 a night, I should
be close to caught up in maybe 3 days. Still getting a couple of orders a day.
Those of you from other countries: I know
you're waiting longer, but it is a real pain to ship overseas these days. I have
to go to the post office and fill out customs forms. I'll try to get yours boxed
up over the weekend and go to the post office on Monday.
Recently included goodies:
- Greeting card from India
- Elvis postcard
- Magnetic guitar for fridge
- 1994 Advent booklet from our church
- San Antonio city street map (to New Zealand)
- Do not disturb sign from a motel door
- Small town cafe menu
- Publicity piece from my first and probably only book signing
- Don't mess with Texas sticker
- Best Buy gift card (probably no money on it, but I don't know)
- Bible map torn out of a really old Bible
- Schnitzelbank Song Fest placemat
- Don Stone guitar pick - one of three still in existence.
What? You've never heard of Don Stone? Washington? The state? Obscure but
talented musician?
- Sugar packets and hats from Krispy Kreme
Doughnuts
- Small packets of candy corn
- An old SAMMS club card
- Brunswick Bowling card
- My old voter registration card
- SAMM homeless shelter volunteer ID badge
- Unused ticket to a high school musical.

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