Introducing "Back Row Birdie"

August 15, 2005 - 10:07pm

Keith Herron is a friend of mine. I don't remember exactly how we met, but we were both pastors here in San Antonio for a few years. Keith is one of just a few Baptist pastors besides me who use the Lectionary for preaching. For a time we were in a Lectionary study group together. That's when I discovered how serious Keith is about writing and sermons. Keith left for Kansas City a few years ago, but we keep in touch.

For several years Keith has been writing a series of essays starring a crusty but lovable alter ego he calls "Back Row Birdie." Birdie is an elderly member of Keith's church who sits on the back row on Sundays, drops by during the week to give the preacher some free advice, and ALWAYS has a strong opinion.

Back Row Birdie is a monthly feature in the magazine, "Baptists Today." You can find the entire archive at the Holmeswood Baptist Church website, which is, by the way, one of my last original website designs.

I'm pleased to give Keith a guest spot here so that you can meet Birdie.

Thanks Keith!


 

“A Diner at the End of Time”

I have a faint memory as a child of what it felt like to be buoyant. I remember what it felt like to live so lightly you could float and not be bound by gravity. I can still get in touch with my ancient, long-buried memories of those days when I would be weightless to the world’s troublesome realities. Perhaps my mind has polished memories of mental states that never actually occurred, but it doesn’t really matter how I’ve reclaimed them, now does it? The important part is that I can.

Childlikeness is a good gift I’m rediscovering as an adult. We’re much too encrusted with adulthood to live in those memories for very long so I consider it a good thing that I can remember them at all, even if they only come sweetly as unbidden reminders of a lost world.

One of those memories comes in remembering those happy times when my Mom and Dad would place my little child body between their big adult bodies and hug me so fully there was no part of me that was not being hugged. In that sublime family hug, I was hugged so completely it almost squeezed the breath out of me, but never did I feel anything but absolute love and acceptance.

Birdie is my friend who helps me remember. Maybe it’s her transparency as an older adult because she’s taken me in like a young disciple to the landscape that lies ahead. Maybe it’s because she has reached the golden age where one lives more in the past than in the present.

Recently, Birdie and I took a drive. It was on one of those days when the whole earth glowed as if it was the last vestige of summer’s dying embers. It was in that time before time when the earth sheds its skin in preparation for the long days of a frozen winter. Not quite summer, not quite fall.

We decided we’d try out a new diner that had re-inhabited what had been a deserted gas station at the intersection of two county roads just north of town.

Birdie and I entered and every head turned to check us out but Birdie was too confident to give them any thought. As a young girl she had grown up in a small town so she disregarded their stares and sat down in the booth by the window. I’m not so sure of myself when everyone in the place is staring, but I decided that if Birdie was confident enough to ignore them, I could too. Pretty soon the notion of being watched disappeared.

We ordered pie and coffee mysteriously showed up without either of us asking. Birdie was halfway through her pie when she looked up and began recalling a memory from her childhood of another diner no longer in existence while sitting with her Grandpa. The diner, like her long-dead Grandpa, had disappeared into the mists of the past.

Birdie recalled these memories easily without effort. I shared my own memories and soon we were exchanging the stories that molded us into who we are today.

“Maybe church is like that,” she offered suddenly. “Maybe we’re having church right now. Maybe this is what the community of Jesus is all about.”

“If they served pie like this every Sunday, I wouldn’t complain,” was all I offered. It wasn’t much but it was what I was thinking.

“Preacher, you’re like every other man I’ve ever known. Slip a piece of good pie in front of him and he’ll forget half of what he knows. Works with other things too I’m told.” I ignored that last comment because I knew all too well that her mind was already three steps ahead of me and I wasn’t about to give her an excuse to ridicule me further.

“What if heaven is like this?” I blurted out. I don’t know where the thought came from, but I knew I was saying something smarter than my native self.

Birdie took my lead. “Why, I believe it could be just like this. It’s not in the Bible, but maybe it’s in the words between the words. Maybe, just maybe, we all end up in God’s diner at the end of time. We slip into a booth with a good friend and before you know it, one of God’s servants puts a big piece of pie in front of you and a cup of coffee. And all around you, you notice that everyone in the place is sharing freely from the cup of memories of that time and place where we explored God’s creation. Only now, we’re in a time where there is no time and we’re in a place beyond all places. And all of it is like a diner where the goodness of God’s love and grace can be appreciated like a heavenly slice of pie with a cup of coffee.”

“By the way Preacher, that’ll preach if you don’t have anything better to say on Sunday.”

“Mmm-hmmm,” was all I could say as I savored the last of my pie.

© September 2004 Keith D. Herron

Submitted by Broken Messenger on August 16, 2005 - 12:08am.

Why, I believe it could be just like this. It’s not in the Bible...

A good reason to believe that these "words between words" should then be left alone.
Appreciate the sentiment on fellowship, however.
Brad                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
www.brokenmessenger.com

Submitted by Anonymous User on August 16, 2005 - 12:08pm.

If we leave alone the "words between words" then we really don't need messengers...broken or otherwise.

Submitted by Pascale Soleil on August 16, 2005 - 12:29am.

Mmm, pie.

I'm about ready for pie and coffee and conversation with a good friend. How I'm going to get to heaven to enjoy it... well, that's another matter.

both2and: beyond binary

Submitted by steelcowboy on August 16, 2005 - 4:43am.

I dunno... there may well be words 'tween the words; not all things of God have been revealed so He says. :)
Be it not true, however, the thought of God's diner rings true, somehow.

Submitted by brotherterry on August 16, 2005 - 7:58am.

I want blueberry.

I can smell it now: fresh, warm and comforting. Just like the words between the words that are felt but not spoken!

peace & love,
brotherterry

Submitted by shadow on August 16, 2005 - 8:37am.

Exactly what I want Heaven to be.....

Submitted by Anonymous User on August 16, 2005 - 8:48am.

I do like his style of writing! Great Story! Thanks for sharing Kieth with us Preach!
Peace,
Steve

Submitted by reverend mommy on August 16, 2005 - 11:28am.

Another stop for my blog-rounds.

And I wonder if it is the Word between the words -- reminds me of the white fire on the page.
_______________________
http://reverendmommy.blogspot.com
If God intended us to be vegatarian, why did He make His critters so dern tasty?

Submitted by jeremyca on August 16, 2005 - 12:57pm.

I find that it is "in between" the spaces, places and words, that  I find god, in those places that are not so "obvious" and by stopping and widening my vision kinda like a kaleidescope, that I find the divine presence and voice. If you listen, just above the din of noise around you and you open your ears, there HE will be, speaking to you. I like the " Maybe this is church right now!" Maybe this is what the community of Jesus is all about.

  

Submitted by Spaceman Spiff on August 16, 2005 - 2:29pm.

I really appreciated this... That sense of utter closeness that just sort of happens when we forget to maintain our distance and just get lost in sharing ourselves... it's something that's hard to put into words, but I feel that this piece brought out that sense pretty well. I'm pretty sure that transcendent sensation has something to do with heaven. 

David Mahfood
dmahfood@ufl.edu
http://spiffthespaceman.blogspot.com/

Submitted by Anonymous User on August 16, 2005 - 3:15pm.

The "words between the words" are beautiful.
Sandra
www.sandrajs.blogspot.com

Submitted by spidey on August 16, 2005 - 6:39pm.

count me in! i was up all night sitting in that very longing- for heaven and the true community therein. 

Submitted by Anonymous User on August 16, 2005 - 10:48pm.

ya, if church is the body of christ more than it is a sunday program
(and I think that's not just in between the words) than that is church more than anything else could be.

Very nicely put.

joel

www.openconversation.com

Submitted by goatmeal on August 18, 2005 - 8:37pm.

hmm...I wrote a story about Satan's Diner. I'm still trying to find a home for it.

Submitted by Keith Herron on August 19, 2005 - 12:39pm.

I'm laughing my ass off! Nice.

Would love to see your story.

Submitted by rlp on August 19, 2005 - 12:55pm.

Yeah scapegoat, I'd like to read that one as well. ;-) Seriously. Would you send it to me?