Soft Technology

January 2, 2006 - 12:18am

There is an opossum on the road today. A car must have hit it and burst it open. The slick, red viscera is spilt all over the asphalt. Whenever something wet and sticky lands in dirt or grit, I don’t like it. I don’t like thinking about the dirt sticking to it.

Still, I can’t help but stare in wonder at the soft technology that is an opossum and is readily apparent in this particular one. Various tubes and sacks lay around. There are no screws or fasteners that I can see. Everything seems highly lubricated, though it’s not apparent why. I see no hard edges that would rub together. The inner workings are soft and squishy, unlike the insides of human gadgets.  And all the operational parts seem to have been stuffed into a hairy casing like socks and shirts into a laundry bag.

This particular opossum will not be repaired, I’m afraid. The service technicians we have are very limited. They can fix broken appendages and do other minor repairs, but really, when the casing is broken open and the insides spill out, that’s pretty much it. Even now the sun and the atmosphere are sucking the moisture from what’s left of the opossum, drying it into something that looks disturbingly like beef jerky. This drying process makes me think that water is a significant part of the design, though I can’t imagine why one would use such an unstable substance as a primary building material.

I have been told, though I haven’t seen it myself, that opossums are very small at the time they are activated. According to the story, they pop out of the chassis of a larger opossum. I find something like that hard to believe, but that’s what I hear. Take it for what it’s worth.

Once they are activated, they move around on their own, sucking smaller animals and plants into a hole in the front. Some engine inside converts this matter into opossum stuff, and it gets bigger. At some point it stops growing but continues collecting matter to be burned internally to sustain the warmth that is required to keep its inner parts in good working order.

A certain percentage of opossums are involved in the further production of their kind using the method I described before. They will produce a number of new units before they finally break down for good and are incorporated by other small, furry machines, or if left alone, slowly turn into dirt by some process that I have yet to divine. No fuss and no muss, as they say.

I suppose all of this is why I have a hard time not looking at dead animals, though the experience isn’t exactly pleasant.

They are a wondrous piece of work, are they not?

rlp

Submitted by Anonymous User on January 2, 2006 - 12:29am.

The poem "death in the open" by Lewis Thomas quickly came to mind when I read your post. Sometimes we are surprised by death, and other times it brings us to a place where we have a mind full of thoughts to ponder. Life is truly a piece of work.

Submitted by see through faith on January 2, 2006 - 2:54am.

did you have to. I was eating my breakfast!

Submitted by sister junior on January 2, 2006 - 5:51am.

there are times when your view of the universe is an utter delight! and you made me giggle, I'll never look at a squashed rabbit in quite the same way again!

Submitted by Anonymous User on January 2, 2006 - 10:37am.

Wow, you should really warn a girl before you post something like this -- I read it while eating my breakfast!

Happy New Year!

-Jen Zug
http://www.thispile.com

Submitted by brotherterry on January 2, 2006 - 10:50am.

God is in the Possum guts too!

Thanks for showing us!

peace & love,
brotherterry

Submitted by Mary Jo on January 2, 2006 - 12:44pm.

Wow... that totally grossed me out! HAHA

~ Mary Jo

Submitted by spidey on January 2, 2006 - 1:22pm.

It is so fun to see the world through your eyes. Thank you!

Submitted by Anonymous User on January 2, 2006 - 8:08pm.

Interesting take on something that is so common in living in the country around here... unfortunately, my friend, my stomach is just too weak to read every detail, so I had to skim parts of this. :)

Happy New Year.

Fish

Submitted by Clueless on January 2, 2006 - 9:39pm.

Opossums have been around virtually unchanged for 70,000,000 years; I've always felt a little sorry for them, as they haven't kept up with the times. However, they were here with the dinosaurs, and will probably be around long after humans are gone.

Submitted by Anonymous User on January 2, 2006 - 11:05pm.

"Engine converts it into opossum stuff"...
I've been told that the opossum engine combines air with plants and other small animals to re-charge tiny batteries all over the inside. 'Cept the scientists call the batteries ADP. ADP likely also gets gunked up if dropped in dirt, so Target has probably decided not to exploit this energy currency in their effort to ruin the holidays. There, sparkle season is saved.

Submitted by steelcowboy on January 3, 2006 - 6:06am.

Happy New Year.

Submitted by Anonymous User on January 3, 2006 - 9:40am.

All that unnecessary lubrication...there's a show, Body Worlds, designed by a controversial scientist. The artist/scientist himself is a little "off"- I'm just glad he found a legal outlet for his proclivities- but he's essentially preserved human bodies to display particular attributes of our "machines".

In particular, the one that displays the nervous system makes me think of Buddhist principles- nerves- and the sensations they feel- really are the strings pulling us this way and that way- they part of the body that uses us as a tool instead of the other way round.

Hip joints are so smooth-they look machined, polished as they are by our movement. I've also been fascinated by the sheer energy required to keep the machine running- rigor mortis is the body's attempt to get oxygen in the absence of breath.

Submitted by Anonymous User on January 3, 2006 - 1:45pm.

I have been reading The Secret Life of Jesus recently, and I saw that episode of the Twilight Zone called Night of the Meek and I also watched the movie I robot. I thought of something. "The meek will inhereit the earth" is a prophecy, as human technology improves the human instinct to create more and more elaborate tools will bring us to a point where we will create thinking automotons, they will naturally be designed to be wholly subservient and utilitarian, we may even come to a level of sophistication where we will create biological robots. At some point our species may die out, and these bio-automotons, given their programming, will literally be the meek. By virtue of their programming they will be peaceful and industrious, and probably a great deal wiser than their strange ape originators.

Submitted by Anonymous User on January 4, 2006 - 8:13am.

somehow, you seem to have made roadkill beautiful. i'll never see it in the same way again. thanks for the article.

Submitted by donandval on January 4, 2006 - 9:08pm.

Baby possums actually are kinda cute. Our cat Jake (a.k.a. "The Mighty Hunter") brought one into our house once and it was waiting for me in the bathroom at 5:30am, completely unharmed and gazing unblinkingly at me with dark, beady eyes. Too bad they don't stay so cute! :) V

Submitted by Geodog on January 5, 2006 - 12:54am.

That's great. You are back on a roll, RLP, and I am really enjoying it.

Submitted by Jim Street on January 5, 2006 - 10:44am.

Yum. I read this just after completing a chapter in Gibbs' and Bolger's book "Emerging Churches" having to do with rejecting any notion of secular space. Your description of the dead opposum suggested to me that the smeared fingerprints of God can be found everywhere...even in what remains of a squased 'possum.

Incidentally, I saw a documentary not long ago that described the work of a scientist who studies 'possums by comparing those here in mainland Georgia with those on one of Georgia's uninhabited islands. The main land 'possums develop the "diseases of aging" much faster than their island counterparts and have shorter life spans. Something about having to dodge cars, etc. on the main land. Stresses take their toll.

It's hard being a 'possum in Georgia.

Peace and thanks!

Jim Street

Submitted by Anonymous User on January 5, 2006 - 2:43pm.

Gordon, you are ALL boy! Gross!

Submitted by Anonymous User on January 8, 2006 - 7:12am.

yeah, those little furry things are wonderful. Add on top of that quasars and soap bubble rainbows and hot creamy lasagna... ahhh!
And you'll wonder why some people still can't grasp the presence of an Ultimate Creator...

annestebs@yahoo.com

Submitted by goatmeal on January 10, 2006 - 11:09pm.

very insightful, if not for the squeamish.

one little quibble: in what sense is water unstable?

Submitted by rlp on January 11, 2006 - 7:39am.

uh....I don't know.

Actually I didn't mean it in a chemical sense, like if you shake it it will become hydrogen or explode or something. I meant it in a physical way. We base our technology on hard materials. Metal and plastic. How would you make a piece of technology using water as your main building material? It just seemed weird to me. But animals, at least mammals are, as I understand it, mostly water.

Submitted by goatmeal on January 11, 2006 - 10:24pm.

ok, that makes sense.

It is a very interesting little story showing how complex things we take for granter actually are.