Odds & Ends

March 6, 2006 - 8:01pm

Hey, I thought I'd check in and mention a couple of things. The Christian Century accepted my last essay submission, and they are going to use it in both the magazine and on the website. That's the first time that has happened, which is good news for me. But it does mean that it may be a couple of weeks before it will be online. So that was what I was going to post today or tomorrow. Instead you're getting updates, music, and photos.

My friend Ben King has given me some interesting music for the intros of my growing audio file collection. The latest is a rough cut from a new CD by "Ben and the Sidewalk Saints." This is pretty interesting stuff. It's old time gospel music with a serious attitude. They re-create the music played in the South and Southwest by sidewalk preachers and the "church bands" that used to play at brush arbor meetings and country suppers. I love it, and I bet you will too. Ben gave me this early mix, but he has a real Salvation Army band coming to play some parts that will be in the final mix.

If you like it, you can email Ben at talktaco@stic.net, and they will notify you when the CD is available.

And finally, here are some photos I've snapped recently with the camera on my mobile phone. The quality isn't much, but the subject matter is rather interesting. Click any image for a larger view.

These are the three deacons of Covenant Baptist Church. I can get away with posting this picture because it's so blurry. If it was a clear picture they would probably kill me. This was approximately five minutes before our monthly deacons meeting. I have pastor friends who dread those meetings. Not me! And I think you can see why.

 

Recently I had to go to a government office to get a copy of my birth certificate. There were a lot of people standing around, of course. Against the wall was this chair with a sign on it asking people NOT to sit there. Why not? It was just a regular chair. And if you don't want people sitting there, why not just take it away? I love the woman leaning up against the wall beside it. Things like this amaze me.

 

Jeanene and I were walking near our house when we saw this cute little mailbox. I took a closer look and discovered that it is owned by a family with a VERY strange name. Let's just hope they didn't have kids because I doubt they would survive elementary school.

Click here to see their name.

rlp

Submitted by DanB on March 6, 2006 - 9:40pm.

Thanks for the smile this evening, Gordon!

(...and the music!)

Submitted by rlp on March 6, 2006 - 11:33pm.

Nope, I looked them up in the phone book. The Nakedheads, Sammy and Claudia. She must have loved him a LOT to marry into that name. ;-)

Submitted by geor3ge on March 7, 2006 - 6:59pm.

The Nakedheads, Sammy and Claudia.

And their son, Buck.

(Sorry, couldn't resist.)

Submitted by FluffyN on March 7, 2006 - 7:08am.

Nakedhead is the best name ever!!!

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 7, 2006 - 7:26am.

My part of the country is populated by the Crapse family - one syllable pronunciation.

Submitted by RGeek on March 7, 2006 - 8:18am.

And in PA Dutch central PA, we have an abundance of Boob's. Usually pronounced "Boop". Of course.

Submitted by geor3ge on March 7, 2006 - 7:01pm.

I lived in central PA for years, and I remember there being a preponderance of "Nipples".

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 9, 2006 - 5:50pm.

Wonder how many Boobs married Nipples?

notarev

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 7, 2006 - 7:45pm.

Another common Central PA name is Schmuck...I know quite a few of them that live near me! A few families have changed the pronunciation to "Shmook".

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 7, 2006 - 9:56am.

I love funny names!

We have a family of Losers in our church--though they pronounce the vowel like 'close'. And they do have kids. Poor things.

Also, when I was a teaching assistant at the University of Texas, I had a girl in my class who was from one of the small towns east of Austin. Her name was D'Arlen, and she pronounced the D separately: D Arlen. It only occurred to me later that her parents probably intended it to be pronounced as one syllable--as in our little Darlin'--and that this girl had changed the pronounciation as soon as she was out of her community (if not sooner).

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 7, 2006 - 11:00am.

We have a family named "Bottoms" in our community. Poor Kids!

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 7, 2006 - 2:41pm.

On the day my grandpa died, my grandma and I were looking up a friend's address in the phone book. Our sadness was lightened when we came across the last name "Takeshita" ... I know, a not-uncommon Japanese last name, but still it gave us the giggles on an otherwise somber day.

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 7, 2006 - 4:03pm.

Just seen the Freedom Clothing button. Freedom Clothing is run by a great guy, and I'm impressed by the t-shirts. They are good quality and well-made. I would advise going for the next size up, though.

Submitted by jazzadog on March 7, 2006 - 5:28pm.

It looks like the deacons you have going to your church are a right fun bunch! Did they "Can-Can" right into the meeting?

My maiden name is Judge and people always used to ask me how to spell it...

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Submitted by gage on March 7, 2006 - 9:31pm.

I went to school with a guy named Richard Head.

Hey, RLP, one of your articles has sparked a lively discussion at the Progressive Christian Alliance blog site.

Submitted by rlp on March 7, 2006 - 11:17pm.

Richard Head.

Nice.

re: the discussion. Yeah, someone sent me that link. It's always strange reading what people take away from what I write. It feels like they must be talking about someone else. Not me.

I lost my appetite for those kind of "discussions" some time back. My experience is that almost NO ONE ever changes their position. They just become more entrenched. I mean, it's a matter of pride after a time. So then what is the point? Generally, people listen only to close friends who confront them. You really have to have a pretty good relationship going with someone to speak so directly.

So if there is no point to the discussion, who has time for the pain? Not me.

Submitted by rlp on March 7, 2006 - 11:17pm.

Richard Head.

Nice.

re: the discussion. Yeah, someone sent me that link. It's always strange reading what people take away from what I write. It feels like they must be talking about someone else. Not me.

I lost my appetite for those kind of "discussions" some time back. My experience is that almost NO ONE ever changes their position. They just become more entrenched. I mean, it's a matter of pride after a time. So then what is the point? Generally, people listen only to close friends who confront them. You really have to have a pretty good relationship going with someone to speak so directly.

So if there is no point to the discussion, who has time for the pain? Not me.

Submitted by paigeb on March 7, 2006 - 10:29pm.

When I was growing up, I went to church with Wendy, Sandy, and Rocky Beach. And I went to grad school with Crystal Ball and one of my students was named Candy Cane. No lie.

What WERE those parents thinking?

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 9, 2006 - 5:53pm.

I know a family who has one son named Richard and another named Rock. Yes, the last name was Head.

When I was student teaching, I had a student named Candy Stoer.

This coming from a guy named Cowherd.

notarev

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 8, 2006 - 9:21am.

it's true...you only stay living because it's blurry :)
erin

Submitted by rlp on March 8, 2006 - 3:24pm.

Yeah, Erin is the one on the left!

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 8, 2006 - 11:23am.

nakedhead? really? that is unfortunate. and to join the discussion of funny names...i come from a very small town and knew an old man named Harold Bonar. and later in life i knew a Richard Small. no kidding.

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2006 - 9:09pm.

It is true, their name would cause trouble.

However, I respectfully submit my own name as a step up.

Aaron Dick.

Mr. A. Dick.

And I plan to teach college (high school for americans...)

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 14, 2006 - 10:47pm.

I used to type the Honor Roll for the local high schools at a weekly newspaper and sometimes the odd names gave me fits of giggles. But I always wondered (for four long years), what the family named Shields was thinking of when they named their daughter Comfort? At least she turned out to be something of an overachiever, always being on the High Honor Roll.