So my wife is now selling Homemade Soap. This
soap is made by a friend of ours in Tennessee. We're hopeful that this will be a
good thing for Jeanene. She sells
homemade soap and
natural soap.
Her website is
http://www.natural-homemade-soap.com
Mileage
So the old brown Honda, once known as the
bird-shit preacher car, just hit 300,000
miles. I think that's a pretty cool thing. I'm not a car guy. I want my cars to
start and get me where I'm going. I have very little interest in their color or
style. The Honda is my most favorite car ever. It has lasted this long because
my dad used to own it, and he takes GREAT care of his cars.

Crushing Lillian
What? You say you don't believe I'm a real man after my soap confessions?
Look at how I can crush Lillian's head with just two fingers. Grrrrr!

Pumpernickel
Look, I like pumpernickel bread as much as the next guy. But I've never thought it was some sort of aphrodisiac or whatever. Am I missing something? Anyone
from Germany care to enlighten us?

Maybe it's the name. It does have a kind of
rolling, earthy, naughty sound. Listen to it: "Come to me, my little
pumpernickel."
Or maybe not.
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I probably shouldn't be allowed to have a
camera phone. It's a wonder that I ever get any writing done.
rlp