Some Thoughts About The Da Vinci Code

May 22, 2006 - 11:56am

I’ve read the Da Vinci Code. I plan on seeing the movie, which I hear is better than the book. I liked the book. It was a fun read.

I have no interest in discussing Dan Brown’s scholarship or lack thereof. Anyone who paid attention in seminary has heard of these extra-biblical sources and knows that Mr. Brown’s book is an adventure story and not a biblical or historical treatise. The Da Vinci Code has roughly the same relationship to biblical and church history that James Bond has to the world of secret agents. And hey, what’s wrong with that? It’s a good read. Like a Clancy novel.

If you would like a more careful analysis of the claims that Dan Brown makes in The Da Vinci Code, you should drop by The Christian Century. Their last issue dealt with this subject very thoroughly. Take a look here, here, here, and here.

I’m interested in two larger issues that this whole Da Vinci Code debacle has brought to my mind. The first is interesting, but the second is more important.

First, when will religious groups finally figure out that publicly denouncing a book or a movie is the surest way to guarantee its success? Religious people never seem to understand that the world is filled with people who do the exact opposite of whatever they suggest. Hell, I'm one of those people myself. If I hear that church people hate a movie, I'm in line for tickets on opening day. Has the Church forgotten Salman Rushdie? Would any of us know that name if he hadn’t been condemned by the Muslims? Has the Church forgotten Martin Scorcese’s movie, “The Last Temptation of Christ?” In that case, the Church in America single-handedly turned a mediocre movie into a blockbuster hit.

Nice move Church. Perhaps you should have added some basic chess lessons to your seminary curriculum.

But whatever. If the Church wants to make a lot of money for Dan Brown and Ron Howard, what do I care? Both the book and the movie will be off the radar in a few months. Nothing will have changed.

The second thing I’d like to mention is more important for the Church to consider. Christianity is a major, world-wide religion. It is 2000 years old and is the largest common expression of spirituality in the history of humanity. Does the Christian Church really need to worry about a book and a movie? These things are here today and gone tomorrow, almost literally. The Christian Church has withstood the Roman Empire, medieval Christianity, and the Age of Enlightenment. Somehow the Church even manages to survive its most dangerous challenge - scandal, decadence, and corruption within its ranks. Will Dan Brown now topple us?

I understand a carefully worded response to scholarly inaccuracies, but I don't understand the anger, the outrage, and the hoopla. Anything more than a gentle, factual correction is as silly as if George Bush were to show up at Patooka Elementary School with the secret service because a 4th grader said something mean about him. It's as silly as if Ron Howard and Tom Hanks were to show up at my door, screaming at me for lifting a Da Vinci Code graphic from their website. Why would they bother? What threat am I to them?

The best and only appropriate response for the Church is to be about the business of the Church. Don't we have, I don't know, CHURCH things to be doing? Or even better, human things to be doing? If our love of humanity was as radical as Jesus called it to be, then we would never have to say a word.

In my mind, every time the Church responds to something like this with angry words, it is a bold indictment of our lack of active love, and therefore lack of relevance in this world.

rlp

Salman Rushdie
The Last Temptation of Christ 

Submitted by Big Simon on May 22, 2006 - 12:13pm.

Amen, Gordon. It's like a repeat of the Harry Potter phenom - the church announces how horrible it is, and sales skyrocket. Then the church gets her panties in a bunch and throws a bigger fit. In steps Hollywood.

Then the church has an absolute tizzy...

Guaranteed blockbuster.

Gotta wonder if it isn't someone's evil scheme for it to work out like this. LOL

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 12:15pm.

News just in. George Bush visited Patooka Elementary to root out terrorist supporting four graders!

Of course that's not true, but I wouldn't put it past this administration to do something so idiotic.

Celle T.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 1:52pm.

Or at the least sending in the National Guard...

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 12:19pm.

Wow...you summed up my thoughts exactly. More often than not, I find the church becoming more like a political party than a group dedicated to Jesus first, brotherly love and missions. I've held these thoughts you have expressed for years, but hey, I'm a woman in a Southern Baptist organization, what do I know, huh?! Anyway, I'm really glad you posted this and with your ever growing world following, I hope your statement makes a huge difference for our true Mission, to love others as Christ loves us. Cenotez

Submitted by Pascale Soleil on May 22, 2006 - 12:27pm.

One other thought...

It might behoove "The Church" (as if there was really one such monolitic entity) to ask why it is that this book is sooooo popular.

Of course, some of it is just the scandalous notion of Jesus as a sexual being, a husband and father (at least he's straight, though, right??).

Some of it, too, I believe is a deep thirst for an affirmation of the sacred feminine... an area in which mainstream Christianity has been, truth to tell, sorely lacking. We've had Mary (A VIRGIN MOTHER no less) and a bunch of martyred women (remember the gal whose breasts get cut off, oh joy).

When you actively exclude half the human race from a privileged role in connection with the Divine, people may just feel something is missing. And if they get a whiff of it, even if a charmingly clunky confection like the Da Vinci Code, it may be powerfully appealing.

Just a thought.

both2and: beyond binary

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 10:01pm.

Some have suggested that Jesus may have been gay noting the beloved disciple.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 8:29pm.

I agree. I loved the book when I read it, looking right over all the flaws in research and prose, and mostly what I loved was the ideas about the sacred feminine. I personally avoid thinking of God as gendered, but we're so dependent on metaphor, and when the only metaphor that we have for God as a person is male, there is something missing, I think.

Submitted by harper on May 25, 2006 - 7:38am.

Yes, yes, yes. Thank you for saying it first, Pascale. The longing for the Divine Feminine is there in me and in many other women and men too that I know. The lack of attention to this is one thing that keeps many of my "unchurched" friends away from the mainstream church.

I agree with everything you and RLP said, except the part about liking the book. I thought the writing was dreadful. I'm not sure why, but it infuriates me that such a poorly written book is getting so much attention, while truly great books languish in warehouses and on the discount tables at the local Mega-book outlets. So some in the Church are not only shooting themselves in the foot, they're also promoting bad art, whether they know it or not. Of course as I think about the art of Thomas Kinkade, and most "Praise Music" to mention a few examples, it sure wouldn't be the first time.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 12:27pm.

Ok, I want to write a book. I don't know what it is, but I really want to upset churches. Look, I'm a pastor of a small church, and I have a house to pay for!

Someone, quick, give me some ideas!!!

I have to admit, that I did go and read the gospel of judas the other day. It's about 15 pages (not counting the commentary). It was a quick read...Oh, and you can also get it from the national geographic site as well. I did it because I knew that some people from the church would ask me about it. And, of course, they did.

I'm about 1/2 way thru the DaVinci Code. I'm also looking forward to the movie. I've heard that it wasn't that good, but we'll see. I never did agree with reviewers anyway.

Tim

Submitted by rylamb on May 22, 2006 - 12:49pm.

Thanks for the thoughts on the DaVinci Code. I too am amazed that the church is often interested in inciting people when we should be about adding insight to people's lives. Righteous indignation has its place in response to injustice, but art, music, and films like The DaVinci Code are simply made to entertain. Why all the fuss?

Submitted by atticus on May 22, 2006 - 1:25pm.

thanks for the links from CC..esp. enjoyed reading the one by Robin Griffith-Jones who is the master of the Temple Church in London.It gave me new perspective on how non-believers might view Christianity after seeing the film. He tackles tourists' questions with passion and sincerity, using the book/film as a starting point for shining truth into peoples' lives. Geez, i've been so busy enjoying the book and film and urging believers to "enjoy, enjoy" ("and quit making such a big deal over it") that i didn't see it this way...
i am glad that your many readers will read your take on this movie...and have these links...as always, you have such a gift for teaching and making us laugh as we learn. Oh, don't you wish Ron Howard and Tom Hanks would come to your door? How great would that be?

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 1:49pm.

I think what's sad or exciting about The Da Vinci Code, (depending on how you look at it) is that it highlights a tremendous sense of interest and spiritual thirst among people who otherwise don't know a lot about the church. It also seems to feed on a lot of anger an suspicion of the Catholic Church in particular. Which I mostly find sad, rather than exciting. My point? I would like churches to be as accessible as this book is, because it seems like there is real interest in what I would've thought are esoteric topics.
-Amy

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 2:02pm.

RLP, you wrote: "In my mind, every time the Church responds to something like this with angry words, it is a bold indictment of our lack of active love, and therefore lack of relevance in this world."

Well said. I wish we could stop reacting and running scared and just go about what we're supposed to do. But then I do tend toward wishful thinking..... :-)

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 2:04pm.

P.S. I loved the movie. A good fantasy/adventure.

Submitted by Karin on May 22, 2006 - 2:33pm.

Maybe "the Church" have shares in the film, but more likely their outrage is a sign of their insecurity. Perhaps it happens when we take our eyes off loving our neighbour and think influence and numbers on the pews are what really counts.

I haven't heard very good reviews of the film, so I'm not sure if I want to go and see it. Maybe I should. It's obviously a talking point.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 2:38pm.

I have a question for all of you movie lovers: Why is murder "entertaining"? Yes, I realize it happens in real life, and it happened in the Bible. But I do not consider either source "entertaining".

For that matter, why do we consider a variety of sexual references "entertaining". The last movie with Jennifer Anniston, for example. I didn't see it, but I hear it had a rather explicit rape seen in it. Why is this "entertaining"? Why do people pay money to see this type of thing????

I am not currently aware of what the "CHURCH" said or didn't say about the DiVinci Code. In fact, I think since many of you who read this blog are part of "the church" you have a skewed view of how much power the church has. There are many, many of us who don't pay attention to the church.

But generally, I do worry about young people and children. Believe it or not, many young people believe that what they see on a movie or TV screen is factual, or at least based on fact. And guess what, they don't all have loving, sincere parents to sit down and tell them otherwise. So, for those of us who understand "reality", some of the "controversial" movies are upseting, because we understand how movies are just long advertisements for tomorrow's trends and ideas.

And I believe we do have responsibility to stand up and say, socially, "this is or is not factual" or "those types of behaviors will hurt you" or even "that's just plain wrong".

Submitted by Keith on May 23, 2006 - 6:56am.

Why is murder "entertaining"?

Because you can't bring the killer to justice without it.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 26, 2006 - 3:41am.

who said?
who said stories are always about entertainment? (example) jesus' parables are accepted on all levels of what you get from it, but they were certainly not just entertainment.

Submitted by TheEdge on May 22, 2006 - 3:09pm.

Despite the supposed outrage toward this movie, I have yet to meet one Christian (liberal or conservative, denomiational or non-denom) that has a problem with it.

A. It has been identified by multiple resources (secualr and religious)to be absolutely based in fiction.
B. I personally do not go to movies for my spiritual intake. Forgive me for seeking pure entertainment.
C. If you get your spiritual direction at the movie theaters, you deserve the outcome. More than likely you will end up going to endless sci-fi conventions.
D. The problem with the Christian Church is that it's full of Christians...myself included.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 24, 2006 - 7:29am.

TO: TheEdge,

Hi, my name is Elizabeth. Nice to meet you. I'm a Christian. I have a problem with this movie, and several others for that matter. So, I'll be spending my entertainment dollars elsewhere. Like maybe the golf course. Anyway, now you can say you've met one of us. --E

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 3:16pm.

Hey, G.
Thanks for the lesson on how effective the church is in promoting Hollywood's stuff. We say "foul" and they say "that'll be ten bucks, please." Now, how do I balance the need to address distortions of truth with the tendency to overreact to something that will be on pay-for-view in a month or so, and then on the B list at Net-Flix? Call it what it is and then ignore it for what it isn't. I've got to admit, though, that it's been fun dealing with the conversation--just like "The Last Temptation," just like "Passion of the Christ," just like a hundred other things that blow onto the scene and then evaporate as quickly as a two-year old's attention span. The people we took food to last week didn't ask one thing about the D Code. They seemd pretty interested in the size of the chicken, though.

Peace.
Bill

Submitted by digory on May 22, 2006 - 3:39pm.

hmmmm

Submitted by abiding on May 22, 2006 - 3:41pm.

I whole-heartedly agree!

By the way...I actually liked the book better than the movie.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 26, 2006 - 3:46am.

hear, hear!
the book was great! the movie sucked. poor job this time around, mr.hanks. i don'nt know how he'll do in ANGELS & DEMONS. i don't think he is excitable enough to pull off a Robert Langdon.

Submitted by Simian Farmer on May 22, 2006 - 3:48pm.

"Nice move Church. Perhaps you should have added some basic chess lessons to your seminary curriculum."

I just love that line. Thanks.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 3:53pm.

I read the book and intend to see the movie. However, no matter how "cool" some of you may sound here (as opposed to "those other judgemental" church types), there are a few valid complaints out there, and I see no reason why they shouldn't be addressed.
Dan Brown does claim much historical accuracy in the beginning of the book, and that is quite disputed by many experts. There are also many people out there, especially youth, who have a very hard time telling historical fact from fiction. In fact, some of them have insisted to my husband (a history teacher) that most of this could have happened. Many of these kids attend church regularly. I think it may be irresponsible of a church not to offer more information under these circumstances.
Guess what? A lot of people didn't go to seminary and have never heard of the Gnostic gospels before. Should we just cross our fingers and hope they figure it all out?

Submitted by rlp on May 22, 2006 - 4:20pm.

To quote myself:

"I understand a carefully worded response to scholarly inaccuracies, but I don't understand the anger, the outrage, and the hoopla."

That's why I noted that a careful and reasonable scholarly response is appropriate. You'll also noticed that I provided four links to just such a source. Maybe you missed that part. But protests, boycotts, conspiracy theories, anger - you know, hoopla. That is what I have a problem with. If someone says something about the Church that we don't like. Calmly give some correct information, and then forget it. Move on and be about our business. We have no reason to be threatened or angered. These come from insecurity.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 5:38pm.

I did read all of the post, but may have misinterpreted that part. I would definitely agree that anger and hoopla are not helpful to anyone.
In fact, I do think the book has brought a lot into the mainstream for discussion, research and thought. I just hope everyone realizes that there are many who are "in the dark" on all of this, and we have to be aware that they can be easily misled if solid, factual information is not readily available.
The majority of the response from churches that I have heard has been presented in a very thoughtful way, so I think the ones flying off the handle are definitely in the minority.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 24, 2006 - 1:41pm.

"Dan Brown does claim much historical accuracy in the beginning of the book, and that is quite disputed by many experts."...

Christianity is also disputed by many "experts" and yet people still believe in it.

Submitted by nikkirae on May 22, 2006 - 4:38pm.

Never thought of it that way...

I think you're dead on.

I plan to read the book and watch the movie too.

-n

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 4:47pm.

You think if I put a Da Vinci Code graphic on my site I'd be visited by Audrey Tatou?

Submitted by Keith on May 23, 2006 - 2:54pm.

If it were that easy, everyone would be doing it...

Submitted by The Token Catholic on May 22, 2006 - 5:09pm.

Yanno, every time someone comes out with some other book "exposing" the Catholic Church, especially one as blatantly wrong as "The DaVinci Code" it gets rather tiresome. If you have to put up with people on the right thinking you're the whore of Babylon, and people on the left thinking you're a sexually repressed bunch of pervs, there comes a point when you (collectively) have to blow off some steam. And since we're not in the business of roasting heretics at the stake anymore (my parish prefers roasting brats anyway), bitching about a movie is the next best thing.

A lot of the above is tongue-in-cheek, but the point remains. You've seen the RCC get tossed around like a political football in the last election, and it's been the butt of every perverted joke out there. People are sick and tired of being misrepresented and taken advantage of.

http://bigumuse.blogspot.com

Submitted by rekrohn on May 22, 2006 - 5:24pm.

Thank you for your essay and your kind response to the anonymous commenter above.

Sometimes I find myself getting rediculously angry and all in a fury for the short-sighted reactions of the "Christian Politicians" - and then I have to talk myself off the ledge because when I get that angry at "the church", it does just as much damage as their anger to begin with. And I WORK at a church! sigh. That's when I just shrug my shoulders, focus on the person of Christ, and read your blog.

So thanks for that. :-)

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 6:37pm.

Cripes, people, if you want *well done* blasphemy, go watch The Life Of Brian.

-Josh Jasper

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 11:54am.

An absolutely hilarious movie. "Always look on the bright side of life..."

Carol Kelly

Submitted by Sarah Y on May 22, 2006 - 6:40pm.

I realize this was not the point of the essay, but I think we would definitely know about Salman Rushdie even if ultra-conservative Muslims were not trying to kill him. He's a brilliant writer with or without a fatwa issued against him.

Not that I'm defensive about Salman Rushdie or anything...

Sarah

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 7:22pm.

I don't know where people find time to even go to the movies or read fiction. There is too much good to see and read and do and enjoy.
Sorry I cannot agree with you. I am 80 and have seen good and bad too many years to waste time on such drivel.
Still, I think I am going to like your blog.
Betty G
Itsboopchile.blogspot.com

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 8:26pm.

I think there might be something here that "low church" types (myself included) have trouble understanding.

It's the same with the problems in the Episcopal Church. I can't really understand why they can't just split, say to each other "We're sorry that these differences are making it not possible for us to remain together as a single church", and keep working together on the important "CHURCH things that need doing".

But perhaps your mindset changes when you consider your sacraments part of the mechanism of salvation, and their validity depends in part on the person you are receiving them from having been blessed by someone who has been blessed by someone who has been blessed by ... by Jesus himself.

Like i said - i don't understand it.

-Alex

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 11:50am.

Having been raised in the Episcopal Church myself, I did always wonder about those claims to "apostolic succession" which some how made priests and bishops special. Seems to me that every baptized Christian was baptized by another Christian who was baptized by another Christian on back to the original disciples. What an amazing connection we all have when you think about it. A spiritual family, the "communion of saints" spoken of in the Apostles Creed.

Carol Kelly

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 8:36pm.

Yeah, Harry Potter, The Exorcist, Elmer Gantry... BD

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 9:28pm.

exactly, RLP. it's a movie, fer cryin' out loud. the church needs to be doing...church things. kinda like...what was that....being a light to our world?

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 22, 2006 - 9:29pm.

oh, yeah...^ was me

xyp

Submitted by sarah vb on May 22, 2006 - 9:47pm.

Amen to this. You hit the nail on the head when you mentioned that Christianity has been under "attack" for 2000 years. If only those who proclaim to be followers of Christ would look to him as the ultimate example on how to deal with personal and religious criticism. After all, he and his followers were constantly questioned, ridiculed, and told their message was an unbelievable bunch of lies. Christ's response? Love, compassion, and carrying out the work of God among the people. May those of us who profess his name do our best to imitate him.

Submitted by slither dude on May 23, 2006 - 2:08am.

Audrey Tautou

that's the only reason why i'd watch the movie :D

as for the book... well, i grew up with Michael Crichton and Tom Clancy at the back of my pocket. Dan Brown's style, while gripping, is inferior to the above-mentioned writers.

Submitted by visual-voice on May 23, 2006 - 5:34am.

Agreement here.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 6:25am.

I agree with most of your comments, especially about how making a big deal out of it only fans the flames. However, I also have a slightly different perspective, as well. I grew up in an agnostic, secular household and things like this just tend to comfirm people's previous skepticism about Christianity. I cringe a little bit at the Da Vinci Code, because my secular friends believe vaguely that there are all of these holes in Christianity and that, while the book/movie might not get it right, they probably get some right, and it is all bunk anyway. They're not interested enough to read more accurate commentary or even have a real discussion about it, so I tend to just say nothing. But it does make me sad, because I feel like these uninformed critiques prevent people from taking another look at what is real and authentic about Christianity, in part because it is easier to just have ones skepticism "confirmed."

Submitted by visual-voice on May 23, 2006 - 6:55am.

I humbly submit one of the reason this movie might reinforce people's viewpoint that there are holes in christianity isn't because someone like Dan Brown wrote a book questioning your religion. I think there are holes to be found in Christians themselves, otherwise, they would not be so defensive and so scared of a piece of literary fiction and so quick to condemn it. And... simply because Dan Brown's book does not fully agree with the accepted version of the Christian story probably does not mean it is completely false either. Why not open to the possibility that part of what he has written could indeed be true? Religious people often box them into their definitions of reality to tightly the are unable to breathe in anything new.

Maybe yes? Maybe no? Who can be entirely sure?

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 6:31am.

Well, rlp, there you go dissing the Church again. Apparently you pissed off the Almighty. And he punished you by causing the Spurs to lose game 7 in overtime.

notre dame editor

Submitted by rlp on May 23, 2006 - 7:45am.

Hey NDE, nice to hear from you.

I laughed at this, and then wept.

Seriously though, that was one heck of a series. Two teams with a lot of pride, and neither of them would ever give up. I wish the Mavs well and will be rooting for them for the duration of the playoffs. They are always my second team. (I was a big fan of the Mavs in the 80s when I was in seminary in Fort Worth)

Submitted by Curnutte on May 23, 2006 - 7:02am.

What you said ...
plus, The Church's paranoid and thoughtless reactions to a variety of issues is very much part of the reason so many unchurched folks regard Christians as nut cases. They think we're all about the sweet bye 'n' bye and refuse to engage the real world.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 9:39am.

One could also argue, in the Dan Brown scheme of things, that the movie is complete crap because the Church secretly produced it... to effect a bad outcome.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 10:58am.

On the contrarian hand, there's Mark Shea's point.

To paraphrase, nobody would be telling Jews to laugh it off if some character in a movie were claiming that the Jews attacked the Germans on Kristallnacht, and the protagonist said merely, "after all, can we really know for sure what happened?" Or if a best-selling novel was based around the idea -- claimed and treated explicitly as fact -- that Jews were mixing babies' blood into matzohs and a cabal of rabbis was murdering people to cover it up.

The person posting above about how "it could be true after all..." and we should just all open our minds to alternative history, is one more reason to take this silly book seriously.

As for me... I couldn't get past about page 15. Being owlishly informed, in less than two pages, that (a) Venus traces a pentagram in the sky every eight years and (b) the word "draconian" derives from the name of a 6th-Century BC despot, made me laugh so loud my family made me take the idiotic tome back to the library.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 11:24am.

Well, ditto on the Venus point, but actually:

Draco (IPA pronunciation: [ˈdreikoʊ]) was the first law scribe of ancient Athens, Greece, seventh century B.C. The laws, transcribed in 621 BC when he was archon eponymous, were particularly harsh: the death penalty was the punishment for even minor offenses. Any debtor whose status was lower than that of his creditor was forced into slavery. The punishment was more lenient for those who owed their debt to a member of a lower class. The stringency of these laws gave rise to expressions such as "draconian punishment", "draconian laws", and more generally, the far-reaching "draconian measures." Nonetheless, his laws strengthened Athens greatly. Later, his code was revised by Solon in the early 6th century BC.

Draco may have been the first to codify Athenian law or at least comprehensively record the laws; contrary to popular belief, however, he was not the creator of those laws.
--(Thx Wikipedia)

Submitted by txredd on May 23, 2006 - 12:32pm.

For what it is worth, Wikipedia also confirms the Venus point:

The pentagram has long been associated with the planet Venus and the worship of the goddess Venus, or her equivalent. It is most likely to have originated from the observations of prehistoric astronomers. When viewed from Earth, successive inferior conjunctions of Venus plot a nearly perfect pentagram shape around the Sun every eight years.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentagram

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 12:50pm.

Thanks. I now officially have egg on my face.

Submitted by txredd on May 23, 2006 - 7:31pm.

LOL! I read on the internet that egg is good for your complexion.

I like Wikipedia as a starting point, but usually try to cite something more substantial if I'm trying to provide good information.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 8:15pm.

Also for what it's worth, the Oxford English Dictionary corroborates Dan Brown's etymology of "draconian" as referring to Draco, although the word doesn't appear until the nineteenth century ("draconic," meaning the same thing, came in the early eighteenth). I'm sure it wouldn't have caught on without the association with dragons, though...

Submitted by Larry on May 24, 2006 - 6:58am.

I thought that whole draconian thing was about Draco Malfoy. Hmmm. Well. That certainly puts another light on things...

Submitted by Keith on May 23, 2006 - 2:46pm.

Isn't THE DA VINCI CODE about Jesus marrying and having a child, or something to that effect?

So... having babies is equivalent to killing babies?

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 8:35pm.

The other part of The Da Vinci Code's alternate history is the idea that some people have always known about Jesus being married, and the "Church" (which is pretty monolithic in the book) has suppressed and killed the people who knew. That's the part that's read as especially anti-Christian, although plenty of people are upset about the idea of Jesus' marriage too.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 24, 2006 - 10:45am.

People love getting upset, don't they...

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 11:37am.

I admit I went to see the movie primarily because of the controversy and hoopla from churchy people. I had to find out what the heck they were up in arms about. And maybe form an opinion of my own.

Turns out I really liked the move. Action and intrigue. Maybe it is OK that I picked this movie over MI 3. I never reached a point where the movie did not feel like a brilliant work of fiction. Old myths with a modern twist. Cool.

Then I came out of the theater into the real world. My faith unshaken, having learned one tidbit of information which was interesting to me. The work "grail" as in "Holy Grail" was derived from a French word "sangreal" which means "royal blood." Does anyone serve Sangrea for communion?

Carol Kelly

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 12:54pm.

What bothers me about the book is when people say, "It was a gripping story" or "It was such a thrilling read." Frankly, it was so poorly written that I couldn't get through it. I heard the sound of fingernails on a blackboard with every page. It's not content that upsets me, it's the utterly putrid execution.

We (the Church) should ignore it and be about our business. There will always be a certain segment of people who will whole-heartedly believe anything negative about Christianity, no matter how poorly researched or historically inaccurate, just as there will always be some Christians who believe that Bill Clinton became president riding atop a large pile of murdered corpses. We must also acknowledge that much of church history provides ample ammunition for criticism. The days of the Church being temporal power are over, thank God. We might just have to let our works and lives speak, instead of using the force of law.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 2:38pm.

What if this were a tall tale about Martin Luther King Jr.? Or your dad? In the interest of great entertainment, would you be obliged to see it? I don't speak for my church or "the church". I'm not telling anyone else how they should react. But, I won't be supporting the movie in the interest of being "open-minded" and I won't be shamed for not seeing it by those who say "lighten-up, it's just a movie. I love Jesus. I don't like it when someone tells lies about Him. I won't give a cent of my money to support it.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 3:18pm.

this is the same exact sentiment many Muslims have regarding those danish cartoons that everyone thinks they should just "get over."

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 5:01pm.

Well, maybe, except I don't think the poster above said anything about rioting in the streets...

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 24, 2006 - 2:04pm.

Many churches get things about Jesus wrong all the time, yet Sunday after Sunday people go back there and give their money to the church. The church needs to lose its elitest attitude, realize it's not 100% correct on everything it believes and teaches, and give others a break for not being 100% correct on what they're proposing to be truth.

If the church could do this, they wouldn't lash out and waste their time on stories such as this. Instead they would build up credibility to their version of truth by giving and loving instead of hating.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 23, 2006 - 9:06pm.

Thanks, RLP. There's no reason the church can't address what it regards as distortions of the "Truth", but they'll get more mileage not acting like such twits about it.

Submitted by RevKate on May 23, 2006 - 11:53pm.

Life is good. Live it.

Submitted by RevKate on May 23, 2006 - 11:57pm.

You hit the nail on the head, Gordon. And we do have more important work to be doing. Hmm...let's see...preventing the possibly impending "schism" or rumor thereof, helping the GLBT community in Nigeria survive Akinola, supporting the ERD for rebuilding the hurricane devastated South, doing our mission work in America and the world, fighting discrimination and injustice, reaching young people...just to name a few. I thought the Dan Brown book a very good read, as are his other books as well. Good to know we are focusing on the right things...give me a break...

blessings,

RevKate+

Life is good. Live it.

Submitted by Mark Goodyear on May 24, 2006 - 7:36am.

I saw it this weekend with some friends who wanted to discuss the movie with us. Sadly, when the movie was over, we had nothing to discuss except the amazing powers of American Marketing to stir people up over something so ridiculous, implausible, illogical, and frankly boring.

I enjoyed the book somewhat. It had a certain alluring trashy feel.

But the movie seemed to be left out of its own joke. Everything was so serious there was no room to play with the ideas. Our friends wanted to talk about Jesus and Mary getting it on, but in the end we were faced with a serious discussion of gnosticism--which hardly seemed justified after such a silly movie.

Here's the saddest part. The movie didn't seem to realize how silly it was. Oh well.

Submitted by rlp on May 24, 2006 - 12:13pm.

Yes, there is something gnostic about all of the recent discussions of various extra-biblical sources. Secret knowledge, known only by a few insiders. The key to happiness, salvation, right understanding, whatever is found by hunting down this knowledge and...

what?

I guess knowing it.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 24, 2006 - 10:02am.

Opie strikes again.

Submitted by Alice in Wonderbread on May 24, 2006 - 12:20pm.

Amen, Preacher!

If you check out rottentomatoes.com, the movie totally blows according to 88 percent of the critics and users. I think the book was much better.

And- I don't understand the hubub. Dan Brown wrote a NOVEL. It's FICTION. How can a made-up book be attacking anything? It's a f-ing story that's made up.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 24, 2006 - 1:06pm.

I so wish the rest of the "christian world" would get it through their head that Dan Brown is not trying to take over the world, start a new religion, or negate the Bible. He wrote a novel, an interesting, exciting read but he didn't put it out there as truth. Sigh. At least some people haven't lost their minds over this issue. God Bless!

Ephemeral

Submitted by Keith on May 24, 2006 - 1:32pm.

Sometimes I think the reason people get so upset about things in books that contradict their own belief systems is that for them, typesetting and binding implies endorsement of everything between the covers.

The only underlying reason I've thought of for this is that since that's the function of a holy book, they figure it must be the function of any book.

I know, it doesn't entirely make sense, but it's the best I've come up with.

Submitted by Alice in Wonderbread on May 24, 2006 - 3:58pm.

I think your first statement makes complete sense, Keith. And it's an excellent observation (well worded at that).

I doubt Jesus himself would have any problem whatsoever with the book or what it says primarily because he would know it's an adventure story, NOT some sort of debunking. Again, the key word here is the label of the libary section where you'll find the book: FICTION.

Always look on the bright side of life... (whistle, whistle, in a British accent)

Submitted by Alice in Wonderbread on May 24, 2006 - 5:00pm.

Oh and about the second statement, Keith...good theory. I would add that when folks jump to the conclusion that a STORY has an underlying diabolical purpose instead of pure entertainment, it's because they haven't examined their own stories closely enough and processed through them to truly believe them in the first place. I believe this is true of anyone who lacks tolerance to the point where they confuse entertainment as religious belief.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 24, 2006 - 8:21pm.

Last Sunday, I listened to a 45 minute sermon concerning the evils of the DaVinci Code. I was angry, not necessarily because I disagreed with what he said, but because he wasted 45 minutes of my time. I do not feel that the pulpit is the appropriate place to describe in great detail the inaccuracies in a fiction book.

Submitted by Alice in Wonderbread on May 24, 2006 - 8:34pm.

Thank you, thank you. Exactly. No more than a sermon should spend 45 minutes explaining why the remains of the 10 commandment tablets in the Lost Ark which was raided would not, in fact, cause your face to melt off.

Submitted by Alice in Wonderbread on May 24, 2006 - 8:38pm.

Oh- that makes me wonder, actually. When Raiders hit the theaters in 1981 was there any bruhaha? I don't think there was. Then again, melting Nazi faces is way more tolerable to the intolerant than Mary M and Jesus C making babies.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 25, 2006 - 7:45am.

Alice,

Christianity Today actually did a fantastic editorial entitled "God in a Box", using the climactic scene of Raiders as a metaphor for our desires to make God controllable and useful for our own purposes. Exemplary in its subtlety and point of view.

Submitted by Alice in Wonderbread on May 25, 2006 - 12:58pm.

interesting analysis- i would love to read that article.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 26, 2006 - 10:32am.

Ian McKellen has said that Christians should be happy about the idea that Jesus and Mary Magdalene were married as it would prove that he wasn't gay!

Submitted by Tyche on May 26, 2006 - 7:24pm.

I enjoyed this entry. Entries like this are a good part of why I keep reading your blog.

Submitted by Alice in Wonderbread on May 26, 2006 - 7:39pm.

Heheheheh. It proves he wasn't gay. Heheheheh. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

What puzzles me still is that it's fiction. I'd understand the hubub if any portion of the book or movie proclaimed that they were telling the truth, or uncovering a truth that was buried, making a historical thesis to convince anyone of anything, etc. It's a story. It's not even a recreation of what 'might' have been. It's a mystery adventure. Please, if I'm wrong or misinformed, tell me. Maybe I'm missing something and Dan Brown misfiled his novel under Fiction.

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 29, 2006 - 5:05pm.

Alice, Dan Brown has claimed that tdVC is backed up by solid historical research. In his talk show appearance he certainly implies that he is telling the truth under the guise of fiction. So if it comes back to bite him, he kinda started it.

Submitted by Alice in Wonderbread on May 30, 2006 - 10:51am.

Oh....I did not know that. Thank you!

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 30, 2006 - 10:12pm.

I don't really think that the few churchfolk who get their pantyhose all in a knot over this silly book/movie are insecure as much as reactionary. They think, "They're attacking God! Fight back! Fight back!" But they don't realize they're fighting a paper tiger. Thus they look foolish; then they paint the rest of us up the same way, despite our best efforts to resist the paint. Truth is, it IS just fiction. There are a lot of sheep out there who read the phrase, "historically accurate," and they just believe it. However, realistically, these are folks that already have that mindset.
I can't resist, though (as an art dude), pointing out that one of the biggest errors in The Da Vinci Code's claim to accuracy is in the title. Any small fry art historian knows that there is no such person as "da Vinci." The artist is named (and identified himself as) Leonardo. "Da Vinci" is not a surname, but a regional indentifier.

Deathway Philip