The Monkey Chow Diaries

June 9, 2006 - 8:02am

First, I have to give you a link to one of the funniest things I've come across lately. A guy is trying to live for 7 days eating only monkey chow, the food zoos feed to the large primates. He notes that technically large primates include humans, so he assumes he will be okay. There is the Monkey Chow Diaries page, a companion blog, and a series of videos. The videos are what you want; you'll find them linked from the Monkey Chow Diaries page.

He is allowing himself vodka and black coffee. When he slammed a shot of vodka with monkey chow in it, trying desperately to find a way to get monkey chow down, I laughed so hard. The guy has a very nice, dry sense of humor and the sort of personality that goes along with that. I like him. Michael, thanks for the link to this guy.

Second, I'm enjoying a few days of not having the constant and ever-present burden of blog posting. I've learned to live with this burden after 3.5 years of Real Live Preacher. Pretty sure I could go on indefinitely. But any creative deadline will take its toll. Strangely, I haven't stopped writing. I finished a piece for the Christian Century and another one for The High Calling. And I've started a couple of other things. I'm writing as much as usual, but it feels like a vacation. Interesting.

rlp

Submitted by Anonymous User on June 9, 2006 - 8:24am.

One of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. That guy is crazy as a loon.

Hannah

Submitted by Mark Goodyear on June 9, 2006 - 9:59am.

"...after 3.5 years of Real Live Preacher."
I guess this means we are about to get RLP 4.0?

You say the blog feels like a burden, but you could go on indefinitely. Man, you are yoked with Christ on this one. His burden is light, and your blog is great.

Mark
Hill Country Writer

Submitted by Mark Goodyear on June 9, 2006 - 10:09am.

OK, I just watched the first monkey diary, and cried it was so funny!

Submitted by Larry on June 9, 2006 - 11:04am.

I love his honesty on screen. He starts with this kind of faux academic delivery, but when it comes to eating Monkey Chow or canned monkey food or a vodka/monkey chow shooter, he can't conver it. He's out there. No holds barred. Thanks for the link.

Submitted by boomstick13s on June 9, 2006 - 11:30am.

Funny stuff. Makes you wonder how long he's really wanted to try the stuff.

Submitted by Anonymous User on June 9, 2006 - 12:04pm.

"...feels like a vacation. Interesting."

A possible explanation, Gordon... in iambic pentameter!!

Unfettered by the chains of deadlines, thee;
Emancipated is thine artistry.

Submitted by Simian Farmer on June 9, 2006 - 12:05pm.

Um, I meant to sign in before I posted that...

Submitted by Calliope on June 9, 2006 - 12:17pm.

Did you all notice that he was chewing that monkey chow f.o.r.e.v.e.r ??
This poor guy is hysterically funny. Someone archive it for his grandchildren.

Submitted by TheEdge on June 9, 2006 - 12:18pm.

Awesome Monkey Chow Diary. This guy needs to keep doing stunts like this.

As for your writing burden: It seems like you have a self imposed deadline or idea of how many posts you need to put up in a given week. This burden has stolen your Joy for writing, not your ability to do so. You said it yourself...you have been writing the whole time. The difference is you don't have to. Why don't you just take a permanent break and permanently remove the imposed burden? When you do write something (even something like today) share it with us.

We are a patient and pretty understanding crowd.

Submitted by rlp on June 9, 2006 - 7:42pm.

No, it hasn't stolen my joy. I've been at this long enough to have come to understand myself. My self imposed deadlines are my babies, my joy. They keep me writing. But people are accustomed to regular content here. So if I'm going to drop out for a week (once I left for a month) I think it's nice to let people know.

I won't let anything steal the joy from writing.

Submitted by Keith on June 10, 2006 - 11:45am.

You actually believe your self-imposed deadlines?

How do you manage that? I always end up thinking my boss is a transparent manipulator who believes I'm an idiot.

Submitted by rlp on June 10, 2006 - 12:40pm.

I don't know how, but I do believe them. And I never ask why. I don't want to know why. I only want whatever it takes to get me writing.

Submitted by Tyche on June 9, 2006 - 10:29pm.

I've found that giving yourself "permission" not to blog on a daily, or regular, basis helps a lot. I'm not sure why or how the pressure builds up to write regularly, but in the end, it's your blog. Then, when you least expect it, the muse strikes again.

In any event, I think most, if not all, of your readers will wait patiently until your next entry, no matter what the gap is. :-)

Submitted by Anonymous User on June 10, 2006 - 7:03am.

OK, I don't get it.
This is funny?
I think it's pitiful. And painful.
Must be a male-bonding thing.
Y'all must like the Three Stooges, too.
**********
Reverend Mommy
from CPE Twilight Zone

Submitted by Anonymous User on June 10, 2006 - 10:54am.

Adam Scott is hilarious and endearing. His persona is what makes this so enthralling. His wonderfully humble normality draws us to him. And as a wife and mother, I can totally relate to not wanting to cook and clean three times a day (let alone the cost issues). Love his observations on Day 7.

Monkey chow out,
Lauren

Submitted by Alice in Wonderbread on June 10, 2006 - 1:04pm.

Thanks for the link Gordon.
And I think you learned something important about writing.

Submitted by Anonymous User on June 11, 2006 - 11:49am.

Lauren, thank you for using the word "normality!" I miss that word, and I do not officially recognize the one that seems to be replacing it.

I agree with you on Adam Scott. Reverend Mommy, this girl can't stand the Three Stooges, but I love me some Monkey Chow Diaries!

Monkey chow out,
Amy