You Know, That Other Bible

February 2, 2007 - 10:21am

This conversation happened last night in the car. My wife and I both work, and I mean we work HARD. (I count my writing as work. Shut up. It SO is work!)

Anyway, we often have no energy to prepare dinner, but we love sitting down to eat with the girls. So we go out to eat probably twice a week. Last night we went to a little Chinese restaurant near our home. We just “discovered” it and are still in the honeymoon phase, raving about their Moo Goo Gai Pan and such.

For some reason Shelby was trying to remember some character from the Bible. Jeanene was driving.

AND....ACTION!

Shelby – Hey, who's that person in the Bible? Their name begins with like a G or something?

Me – God?

<Laughter all around>

Shelby – No, not GOD. Someone else. A regular person.

Me – Goliath?

Shelby – No

<Silence all around>

Me – I can’t think of any other Bible people whose names begin with G. <Looking at Jeanene> Can you?

Jeanene – No.

<Silence all around>

Reiley – Gimli?

<Silence. I turn around and look at her. OMG, she was serious>

Reiley – Oh, sorry. What am I saying? Gimli is from a different bible.

<I turn around again>

Me – A DIFFERENT bible?

Reiley – Well, The Lord of the Rings is KIND of like a bible, if you think about it.

AND....CUT!

Hmm.

So there you have it, folks. The preacher’s daughter and her OTHER bible. Nice.
 

rlp

 

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 2, 2007 - 10:48am.

This made my day - thanks for the post!

Submitted by PastorBluejeans on February 2, 2007 - 10:59am.

My ribs hurt I laughed so hard. Those conversations make it worth being a pastor family. Guess the cobbler's children never have new shoes.

Submitted by Amerloc on February 2, 2007 - 11:35am.

And this is what happens when people start playing around with that "other" Bible:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86ltDTU1R8A

Go ahead - it's not only safe for work, it's family safe as well.

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 2, 2007 - 5:35pm.

thanks for sharing...my boys (aka husband and son) loved it...though, I'm not sure how it fits into the topic at hand!

Submitted by BillG on February 2, 2007 - 11:55am.

You should get her a copy of the Silmarillion. It is to LotR as Genesis is to Exodus.

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 2, 2007 - 12:21pm.

he he. love it! that made me feel so damned NORMAL! thanks, Gordon!

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 2, 2007 - 12:25pm.

Not sure how Robocop and Terminator qualify as family safe, Amerloc, unless you have been completely desensitized to gratuitous violence.

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 2, 2007 - 12:27pm.

that's awesome!
please tell me she was looking for "Gideon"?

Submitted by rlp on February 2, 2007 - 12:35pm.

I'm pretty sure she was just thinking of G names and said the first thing that came to mind. I don't know if she knows who Gideon is.

Submitted by Aimee on February 2, 2007 - 12:29pm.

i was wondering if that link was wrong? i got bored and shut it down, but i don't think that video had anything to do with LOTR, so it musta been wrong. anyway, that "normal" comment above there was me. guess i wasn't signed in? peace out.

Always in God's Grace~  
"Coolness might help in your negotiation with people through the world, maybe, but it is impossible to meet God with sunglasses on." ~ Bono

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 2, 2007 - 1:41pm.

Probably wasn't thinking of Gehazzi, huh?

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 2, 2007 - 1:42pm.

I remember my father, who for a time at least adopted a rather fundamentalist Christian attitude, having spied me carrying around one of the multitudes of fantasy novels I read as a boy and said "don't let the pastor see you reading that, its satanic!". That book I think was Return of the King, which I got as a boxed set from my uncle when I was twelve.

LOTR definitely has shaped my sense of spirituality and the Divine, and informed some of my sensibilities and ideals that I bring with me to reading scripture and approaching my faith. It really was that powerful of a book for me.

Ironically of course Tolkien was a devout Catholic, and although his aims were definitely not allegorical (unlike his friend Lewis), his own personal religious ideas and sensibilities permeate all of his writing. He once referred to Middle Earth as "a Christian world without Christ".

There are far, far worse books to be passionate about as a young person, and few as good.

Submitted by rlp on February 2, 2007 - 3:31pm.

Well said. I'm a LOTR fan - read the books probably 5 times. Enjoy the movies too. Your last paragraph sums it up.

Submitted by Amerloc on February 2, 2007 - 1:49pm.

Yep - bad link. Here's the good one (I hope). If this one's not Gollum and Smeagol, just ignore me until I learn to copy-and-paste more efficiently.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=921zTC69UR4

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 2, 2007 - 2:34pm.

I think Tolkien would be rather pleased by that association. After, he was a serious Christian himself and it comes through very strongly in Lord of the Rings as elsewhere too.

Celle T.

Submitted by Pensieve on February 2, 2007 - 3:02pm.

Well......people do worship it...and commit portions to memory...and make applications in everything from Youth Group skits to Sunday morning sermons.

Have they been watching your series on how to read the Bible? Hmmmmm....

Thanks for the unexpected rlp snort :).

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 2, 2007 - 4:14pm.

If it makes you feel any better, my four-year-old daughter considers any book of substantial size and weight to be a "bible".

Marc

Submitted by HarryTick on February 2, 2007 - 6:32pm.

7 videos down, and I bet you haven't even gotten around to discussing how to read THAT Bible!!

:D

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 2, 2007 - 8:30pm.

I was trying to read this to my husband and was laughing so hard I could hardly get it out. I don't think he got nearly any of the comedic value between my snorts of laughter! Thanks for the laugh.

Submitted by Lisa in Austin on February 2, 2007 - 9:16pm.

Gomer? Or, since she said a "G" or something -- maybe it was a "J" for Job?

That is really funny. Kids do say the darndest things. Reminded me of the time our pastor was doing the children sermon on Epiphany and asked what the gifts were to Jesus and my 4 year old said "pot?" He MEANT "a pot" which is what they are pictured carrying....but our very good-natured pastor jokingly said to me after church, "Lisa, y'all have GOT to stop smoking pot around the children." Hee hee.

Submitted by OldPoet on February 3, 2007 - 7:42am.

OldPoet
Just watched Jesus Camp last night...OMG. Whatever the girls are learning, be grateful it was not what was being taught at Jesus Camp. If they went there the G would stand for George (as in Bush) or Government or God Help You.
See ya tomorrow.

Submitted by The Token Catholic on February 4, 2007 - 1:54pm.

Rent, see in the theater, or wait until it comes out on DVD? think I may have missed it when it was in my city. I saw the trailer and don't know if I should see it. It seemed like one of those movies that would make me sad, angry, or both.

http://bigumuse.blogspot.com

Submitted by Lisa in Austin on February 5, 2007 - 11:22am.

Jesus Camp is out on DVD right now. We watched it a couple of weeks ago. I find the reliance on creating an overly emotional response from kids very scary [although I'm sure the Jesus Camp folks would argue with my description "overly" emotional]. I take some comfort in the belief that this is probably a small part of evangelical Christian life. I know fairly well a lot of people who are evangelical and conservative, and they would not send their kids to a camp like this.

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 3, 2007 - 10:27pm.

Preach -- long time no "talk", sorry for the lapse. ;-) I've asked a friend to contact you; he needs some help in Texas and I figure you're a lot closer to the subject and the location than anyone else I know, best qualified, too. Please watch for an email from him; a link to a post follows that explains the situation so you are up to speed before he contacts you. I'll send this by email, too. Thanks from one of your former Salon peeps; trust and hope things are well with you and yours. / ~Rayne Today

[http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/02/03/fdl-late-nite-american-justice/]

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 4, 2007 - 9:29pm.

Hi Gordon - that was a wonderful slice of family life. With all the inane so-called "reality" shows on TV, it sometimes seems that people forget to notice the ongoing, much more interesting stories in their own real lives. Sorry I haven't been around here much lately, I am still a fan and aware of your very positive presence on the net, made even more real by your videos.
In case you want to check it out, my "God Interviews" book is finally published, after very long preparation. Details are here:
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Submitted by Anonymous User on February 4, 2007 - 9:31pm.

Oops! I didn't mean the above to be anonymous. This is Natalie, aka Augustine-the-cartoon.

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 5, 2007 - 10:28am.

Speaking as a displaced Manitoban, my initial reaction to "Gimli" was "Why is a girl in Texas trying to get a small town north of Winnipeg into the Bible?"

I know it is famous* for its long-named summer festival (Islendingadagurinn, Icelandic for something equivalent to Icelandic summer festival) and for having a jet plane in the middle of its main street, but neither of these is of Biblical proportion.

I had no idea that Tolkien was Icelandic!

Horseman Bree
now in NB

*famous to those it is famous to

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 5, 2007 - 5:10pm.

Thanks for the great story about the girls, which by the way, I think Reiley is right on about. I was beginning to wonder how the three sisters were doing. And after reading the last entry about strong and soft and true, I just have to say the sisters are lucky to have a dad like you.

Submitted by manasclerk on February 8, 2007 - 9:58pm.

ROTFLMAO

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 9, 2007 - 10:52am.

Just watch out when she starts calling you on the carpet, with verses from TLOTR... you may have to re-evaluate some hobbit habits!

Submitted by Anonymous User on February 13, 2007 - 3:20pm.

Your daughters + my daughters = pee your pants funny

Shebly was relating how she was asked at school "WWJD" regarding some situation she thought was unfair. My eldest said "He would say F-this and flip the table over..." She then quickly added, "but I don't recommend you do that at your school, only in the temple."