SXSW Where Am I?

March 12, 2007 - 9:11pm

Saturday
Okay, this is my first time at SXSW, and I don't know what's going on. I don't understand the language; I don't know the people; I don't know the traditions; I don't get the parties; I don't know where to go. It's like I've entered a secret world of geeks and artists, and I don't suppose I fit in with anyone. So there's that, which is fine. Great people watching though. Guys in kilts who shouldn't be wearing kilts. People with dreadlocks who shouldn't have them. That sort of thing.

The panel I was on was very meaningful for me. Fellow panelists, Rachel, James, Hussein, and Kevin. The room was full, and people stood in line to ask questions. The whole thing was fun, but the best part was getting to know these four bloggers. Mormon, me, evangelical Christian, Jewish, and Muslim. We were at peace with each other, and if we had time, the conversation would have gone on for hours. Why can't the world be like this?

Saturday night Jeanene and I chose not to go to any of the legendary SXSW parties. If I knew someone who would like my envelope of party invitations, I would give them away. Instead we went to a minister friend's home and sat around talking with him and his wife.

"WHAT?" you say. "You left SXSW parties to hang out with a minister and his family?

Well, yeah. I get why that would seem like a pretty lame choice. That's one way to see it. But on the other hand, these are the refrigerator magnets he has on his fridge.

   

    

So my point is, with refrigerator magnets like these, this is a guy you could hang with, right? Also I love his church. I did a Bible study there Sunday morning. I had to wear a microphone, which I'm not used to.

Sunday afternoon
I attended the World Premier of "He Was a Quiet Man" by director Frank Capello. Christian Slater played the lead. This is a wonderful film. Well worth your time. Christian Slater is about my age, and this was the first time I'd see him play a balding, middle aged guy. Christian, I feel your pain. The days of Pump Up The Volume are gone forever. Embrace the new you.

On a whim I decided to view the US premier of a militant lesbian film called, "Itty Bitty Titty Committee." It was at a artsy downtown theater. Those present were mostly people who had political sympathies with the film. I thought it was embarrassingly awful. Serious B-Movie material. And yet, people clapped and whistled. Some movies have their own importance apart from the quality, at least for those invested in them.

Monday
I was standing line to get into a selection of short films when I met the father and brother of Ryan Jones who is the director of "Fall From Grace," the first documentary of Fred Phelps, the notorious God hates fags preacher from Kansas. His film premiered here yesterday. While I'm writing this I have about an hour before the second screening. Ryan's father said that he is excited to have his film chosen for SXSW, and he is hoping someone picks up the film. I'm really looking forward to seeing this. If it's good, I'll tell you more about it.

Earlier today I went to Toy Joy, which is the world's greatest silly store of toys and kitsch.


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I bought surprises for Jeanene and the three sisters. Goofy stuff. Jacob and Lizzy helped me pick out things and even gift wrapped it all. For me I bought a Jung action figure for my office.

 

That's all for now. I'm heading for Georgetown to pick up two of the sisters, and will be home tomorrow.

rlp

 

Submitted by The Token Catholic on March 12, 2007 - 9:49pm.

Where did he get those magnets? I'd love a set!

http://bigumuse.blogspot.com

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 12, 2007 - 9:55pm.

OK, sounds like fun etc...................Now where do I get some of those crazy MAGNETS!!?

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 12, 2007 - 11:11pm.

Just by the way, I've also been reading SXSW blogging over at Bruce Sterling's blog on *Wired*. Absolutely eerie--you could be at different events.

--Randolph

Submitted by Jenny Valent on March 13, 2007 - 4:27am.

"Please Jesus, protect me from your followers" - LOVE IT!

And my pastor would get a kick out of the Carl Jung action figure...

"I have a photographic memory; just not same-day service."

Submitted by tom reindl on March 13, 2007 - 5:11am.

"We were at peace with each other, and if we had time, the conversation would have gone on for hours. Why can't the world be like this?"

Gordon, maybe one on one with each other, we aren't at war and we don't feel all that threatened. Or, maybe you and these fellow bloggers are a bit more accepting of others than the standard followers of each religion. I think the answer to your question lies somewhere within the mob.

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2007 - 5:59am.

Thank you for a wonderful start to my day with those magnets. I was just thinking I need to clean behind my sofa; now I think I'll just leave well enough alone!

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2007 - 7:33am.

I. adore. Toy Joy.

They offer quite a bit of variety in the Devil Duck product line, too.

Been too long since I've spent time in Austin. Must go back.

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2007 - 7:56am.

Lesbian film, Toy Joy... Welcome to the big city, Gordon! As a former San Antonian and long-time Austin resident, I've long said that San Antonio is just a very large small town, culturally.

Submitted by revscott on March 13, 2007 - 8:10am.

Where, oh where, can a fella get those fridge magnets!

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2007 - 8:29am.

Where indeed... I have a particularly acute need for "Jesus protect me from your followers..."

Pax, Cecilia

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2007 - 8:55am.

These guys got the magnets:
http://www.fridgedoor.com
Just put "Jesus" into the search and voila.
OldPoet

Submitted by The Token Catholic on March 13, 2007 - 7:13pm.
Submitted by Jenny Valent on March 13, 2007 - 8:24pm.

And did you see the one that said, "It's Jesus calling - he wants his religion back"?

LOL!

"I have a photographic memory; just not same-day service."

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2007 - 8:56am.

Toy Joy is one of my Austin must-see's each and every time. Be absolutely sure you go to Amy's ice cream twice, too - once for Mexican Vanilla and one for Shiner Ice Cream.
-Sarita

Submitted by Simian Farmer on March 13, 2007 - 10:40am.

We have a store similar to Toy Joy here called Elephants Never Forget.

I'm waiting for them to renew some of their stock so I can buy one of their business stamp'n'ink pad sets: "This is F*cking Urgent!" (It's really spelled like that, not me being all PC in the comments.)

Simon

Submitted by Simian Farmer on March 13, 2007 - 10:50am.

As an aside to that last comment, when I first saw the link to Rick's church, I read it as "journeyific". As in: Terrific! Which made me laugh and subsequently check out the site. The reality isn't quite as amusing, but I laughed out loud again when I saw they have "Jesus, Son of God" at the head of their staff complement.

Simon (again)

Submitted by smpuckster on March 13, 2007 - 1:51pm.

Wow. What an electic place for experiencing a different side of life.

Peace.

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2007 - 1:57pm.

A Carl Jung action figure! Awesome! I want one!

Quaker Lady

Submitted by Keith on March 13, 2007 - 2:14pm.

What I want to know is, what action does Carl Jung take?

Submitted by rlp on March 13, 2007 - 3:42pm.

Yeah, I was a little disappointed with that. He just stands there and holds his pipe, which is action in the technical definition of that word. But if I had designed him, you would push a little button and he would say, "What do YOU think it means?"

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2007 - 9:03pm.

Or at least stroke his little beard thoughtfully.

Submitted by Pensieve on March 13, 2007 - 4:28pm.

In the middle of the night, in a delirious haze (because I was going on no sleep from a sick kid), I wrote a poem. I mentioned Jung. He's haunting me. That must mean SOMETHING, but I have no idea WHAT!

Why does having a crush on those magnets make me feel like I've done something dreadfully wrong?

Didja go to the Bloggies?

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2007 - 6:26pm.

Oo! I love Toy Joy!

Do they still have the gumball machine that dispenses polished rocks instead of gumballs? I got some awhile back and gave one of them away to a friend....

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2007 - 8:45pm.

Wantin' the magnets. Wantin the Carl Jung action figure. Money at the ready. Just needin' the linky. Does Toy Joy do internet biz? Or mail order? Fortunes await!

Presbyterian Gal.

Submitted by rlp on March 13, 2007 - 9:34pm.

ToyJoy.com

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2007 - 9:02pm.

Actually, the "Jesus called. He wants his religion back." magnet hangs in the office of preacher friend's wife, aka co-minister at Journey IFC. Thanks for the visit, RLP. Good times ...

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 13, 2007 - 9:24pm.

I can't believe no one else has said this...

ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE?

Really?

REALLY?

This is a movie, and you went to see it? The cussing I can handle, but I can't have you going to the itty bitty titty committee. That's just unacceptable.

Submitted by rlp on March 13, 2007 - 9:33pm.

Trust me when I tell you that this was a political/social movie, and in NO WAY an erotic film. I knew that going in. The description was specific about that.

Submitted by tippiedog on March 13, 2007 - 9:33pm.

Because of this post, I had a nice long visit with Rick Diamond (http://www.journeyifc.com/) today. I walked into his office and told him I was there because of his fridge magnets. He had already heard about the blog post, so he knew what I meant, but he got a good laugh out of it anyway.

Nice guy, and my wife and I have a lot in common with him.

I'm not particularly interested in finding a new church, but I think I'm going to visit his church's worship service a couple of times anyway, just to see what they're all about.

Thanks for posting this.

Stan

Submitted by Anonymous User on March 14, 2007 - 10:28am.

Hey everybody.
It's Rick Diamond - one of the pastors of Journey Imperfect Faith Community in Austin. Gordon's one of my dearest friends and it was wonderful to have him at the house a few days while he did his SXSW thing. We also have the "Jesus loves you but the Devil gives you the good shit" fridge magnet. I'm not sure WHERE my wife finds all these things; one of the stores she shops close to downtown quit carrying them. But it looks like some of you found them online.
Come by and see us at Journey sometime.
And, yeah, our website sucks - but a Journeyer who's a web god is redoing it RIGHT NOW and i'm so excited i can't stand it.
Love RLP, love you searchers and dreamers, tis all good.
Rick
http://becauseisayyes.blogspot.com/

Submitted by tippiedog on March 14, 2007 - 12:09pm.

Hey Rick! Good to 'see' you here. Stan

Submitted by Ms. Jen on March 15, 2007 - 5:37pm.

Gordon,

It was a pleasure to meet you, even if briefly, and I enjoyed the panel.

This was my 9th SXSW; it was the most laid back and I had the opportunity to take time and really talk with folks.

I hope you enjoyed it enough to come back next year.

smiles, jen ;o)

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 5, 2007 - 6:36pm.

I will being going nuts until I find out how to find your gatherings.
And I want some of those magnets as do many others. Have you
thought about a cottage industry marketing those items.
I, along with many others probably feel that they have earned a
right to one of those dolls. Personally, I would torture mine.

I said that to expose my funny side. I want to find a gathering
of openmindedness and have them help me with my opening.
Rick Diamond's article in today's paper grabbed me. I've been
yearning for more insight into another level.

PLEASE RESPOND,
Blessings

Rosalie Remillard
r.d.remillard@worldnet.att.net

Submitted by Anonymous User on May 7, 2007 - 5:58pm.

Rosalie, Google 3009 Industrial Terrace, austin,tx and come back and visit us. Bible study starts around 9:30-9:45'ish, and worship starts about 10:45, again 'ish. Between all the discussion, we usually get at least one bible verse in, but that just keeps us coming back for more. We'd love to have you visit.

Steve J