Reaching levels of spiritual suctitude never
before imagined.
A couple of months ago I got a thick publicity
packet from a media company I had never heard of. Fox Faith is, in their own
words, "a branded distribution label from 20th Century Fox, created to house and
distribute its growing portfolio of morally-driven, family-friendly
programming." The FoxFaith website further notes that only movies with overt Christian
content will be considered eligible to be assimilated into their borg-like
existence included in their friendly family of films.
Now if our church got a promo piece from
Fox Faith, you KNOW these people are spending millions on publicity. Hell, it
takes a private investigator to even find out that Covenant Baptist Church
exists.
But Fox Faith somehow found our little church in the woods, and so I found myself
staring in disbelief at a slick, press release for a movie called, "THR3E."

View the official THR3E website
Ooh, it's from ONE of the producers of
X-Men! It must be really good, you know, like X-Men and everything.
This is your typical "seminary student teams
with a criminal psychologist to track down an insane serial killer with a twisted
plot and a shocking ending" film. It took me about 30 seconds to realize what is
going on here. 20th Century Fox noticed the incredible financial success of
The Passion of
the Christ, and decided to get a piece of the latest niche market - conservative
Christianity. To be fair, the market is not so much
conservative Christianity as it is uneducated Christianity. There are many
brilliant, conservative Christians with both brains and good taste. FoxFaith
isn't interested in these people. FoxFaith is looking for the Christian masses
who will flock to any movie, provided the dialogue is filled with their favorite
theological and political buzz-words.
Combine the lowest forms of laugh-track laden,
trite and simplistic television programming with the outrageous antics and
insanity of television Christianity. Mix in a million billion dollars of
advertising and marketing power, and you're beginning to understand what FoxFaith
is all about.
The most expensive cheese in all of history.
Hallelujah, let the revival begin. Lord have
mercy, it's only a matter of time before this heathen nation falls at the feet
of Jesus and begs for his tender mercy, born at the cross and delivered to you
via the family-friendly folks at Fox.
Can I get a witness?
So today I got another promo package, this time
for an upcoming movie called, "The Last Sin Eater." No, seriously.

View the official Last Sin Eater website
"In 1850's Appalachia,
10-year-old Cadi feels responsible for her little sister's death, so she
searches out the one man she feels can take away her sin - The Sin Eater. But in
her quest for redemption, Cadi uncovers a dark secret that threatens to divide
her family and community. Ultimately, Cadi shows them the truth in Jesus,
reminding us that the human condition is beyond human remedy: only Christ
provides for the absolution of sin."
Okay, that's about enough of that.
Listen, I'm just a guy with a bad haircut from
a small church you've never heard of, but I hope you'll listen to me for a moment
because I have something important to say. When it comes to God, religion, spirituality,
whatever you want to call it, ignore just about everything you see on television
or in movies. If you are serious about making a spiritual connection with a
power greater than ourselves, try the following suggestions:
- Let go of big things and embrace little
things.
- Ignore loud things and listen for quiet
things.
- Put aside obvious things and seek out
hidden things.
- Forget easy things and learn hard and
ancient things.
- Stop saving your life and start losing it.
- Let your thinking and believing become
doing and serving.
- Quit trying to arrive and become at home on
the journey.
- Lose your road maps and find a wise guide
to walk with you.
Love the idea of God with all your heart, soul,
mind, body, life, work, and strength. And while you're at it, try loving other
people as much as you love yourself. You won't be able to do either of these,
but trying will be very good for you.
Do these things all of your days and forever.
Do these things and live.
And may Fox Faith and everything like it go
straight to hell.

rlp