For the life of me, I've never been able to understand why so many Christians have a bee up their ass about evolution.
 
Posit your God on the front end of that bad boy and let Him/Her be a farmer.
 
Angel: - “Hey God, wait till you see what grew in the Australia Patch. The people down there are calling it Platypus.”
 
God: (Whose voice sounds like Mr. Burns from the Simpsons) - “Australians. Aren't they the ones that make weird music by blowing into logs?”